Last seen: January 18, 2026 8:32 pm
@original-fat-bob OFB, you are a tease. I'm allowed back on the computer now having got the Golden Wedding out of the way on Saturday. I hope you ...
@original-fat-bob OFB, Keep your periscope up to watch for more developments at Hurworth! UTB, John
@redcarredI agree with you the sponsors logo, despite the money, should sit lower on the shirt and in the hierarchy of use with Boro's image and ident...
@redcarred Well we've got two proper shirts for next season and now we just need a team to fill them. I do like Mr Warnock's no nonsense stance wit...
Should Mr Warnock wish to pack in after a year well, as a thought, are his two colleagues capable of managing if he does retire and he'd always be on ...
@grovehillwallah Well spoofed! The 'Big Donald' begins to sound a little 'intro outro' by the 'Bonzo Dog Do Dah Band', I must listen to it again. ...
TypicalBoro winning that game and not fighting back from 4 - 1 down to win 4 - 5 in the last minute! A slight headache this morning after 3 San Miguel...
@boro-beckys-dad Behind the sofa, a good choice. Been there. I've retired to bed with headphones, the iPad, my last beer and the boss moaning because ...
@david-in-cumbria A gourmet indulgence there, I've only got mixed nuts to with the San Miguel! UTB, John
Is it a 'back of the couch' evening? It's to late to dig a foxhole in the orchard and only emerge to check the fixture list when the leaves are fallin...
@werdermouth, Perhaps with your newly self-diagnosed OCD you could have a word with the EFL about organisation and tidiness in their dealings with t...
Well, things are back on an even keel, as even as they ever are with Boro. There's a clear blue sky and a pair of eyes in it. No they're clouds. Cup o...
@original-fat-bob Don't you dare leave, my two Parson Jack Russell Terriers will be after you. You'll pop down to the shops one day and meet the mid...
@grovehillwallah, He lasted longer than Mr Woodgate! He'd probably do a good job for us in Division Three. UTB, John
@original-fat-bob Clayton has gone? We'll definitely be playing the kids at this rate... In fact we'll be playing the tea-lady. UTB, John
@original-fat-bob It's a nice white Rioja for me but if it works don't knock it. Apart from back that is. UTB, John
I think that the inmates are slowly taking over the asylum. All this rubbish with one slightly important game to go? Is some form of distraction to ...
Redcar Red, As always an excellent report and the only people who should be taking a lap of the Riverside are yourself and Werder. What a shambles o...
I've emerged from the darkness to the bad news. I think I should have stayed behind the couch. An utterly predictable result the cynics amongst the Bo...
OFB, I got up early this morning and set up base camp behind the couch. The windows are fully blacked-out, Estrellas are ready for my little chiller...
I look on Cardiff as one of those bogey teams that Boro seem to seldom beat - no doubt Ken will prove me wrong - but I'm going back to the days of Joh...
Redcar Red, Thank you for your report on yet another away win and let's all hope we are safe now although I'm sure that there will be a few twists a...
I've been told that I can come out from behind the couch now. I refuse, I have a bottle of Estrella and I'm staying here until daylight. 1 - 2 that's ...
@redcarred I would suggest a yo-yo. One of those with lights, red ones obviously, and you can sit on your patio imagining Boro were/are a yo-yo club...
Werder, A witty preview, particularly about feet and shooting. Perhaps Mr Warnock should say the plan is to be relegated and Boro will do the opposi...
Redcar Red, Thanks for your usual high standard of report. A great pity that the football is so dire. It's a strange and weird end to the season, ar...
Obviously Boro are trying to maintain the excitement and are playing for an heroic draw. In reality it is typical bloody-minded Boro. the opposition h...
Werder and Jarkko, thank you, and I hope Redcar Red is already having a rub down with White Horse linament. In the Exmil Challenge I've got Boro for...
@cheshiretom If you watch their video synopsis it is somewhat 'light' in it's reflection of the game. UTB, John