How Tony Pulis’s reign ended… Part 2 of the season review

It’s not clear how long Steve Gibson and Tony Pulis had to wait before  they got to share that famous bottle of red but the Boro chairman has announced this Friday that there will be no more glasses raised next season. The decision won’t have come as a shock to most on Teesside as it seems the local media had been tipped off well in advance of any official club statement. So in the end,  the argument that a seventh-place finish was a worthy achievement under the tough financial constraints, which possibly some automatic promotion  winners could only dream of, was placed in the context it demanded. Incidentally, given the  parody of Steve Gibson as Henry VIII  in the  ‘Man for all seasons‘ piece of a few weeks ago, today rather ironically coincides with the anniversary of the execution of Anne Boleyn.

It’s  probably fair to say that football is ultimately a results-based business and Tony Pulis will know deep  down that his team fell short of the expectations of both supporters and chairman alike. Nevertheless, as the year started, an automatic spot was still a distinct possibility,  which the recruitment of “leg-beater” Rajiv van La Parra from Huddersfield to add much needed pace and the classy experience of John Obi Mikel was hoped would help achieve it. Indeed, come mid-January, Boro were only four points behind second placed Sheffield United and third-placed Norwich, with the thought that once the new recruits were match fit they would help the team kick on.

The 5-0 thrashing of Peterborough in the FA Cup was possibly optimistically taken by some as a sign that the shackles were maybe about to come off. Sadly, the next round against Tony’s home-town club Newport proved that not to be the case and the meek exit in the replay was perhaps a sign of what was to come in the league campaign. The football had been far from convincing  but Boro had ended February by losing just one of their eight games of 2019 against in-form Sheffield United.  Although, perhaps it was that 11th-minute injury time equaliser by Leeds that was to put an end to automatic promotion hopes.

Then a disastrous March began with a goalless draw against a struggling Wigan side that was then followed by four losses, which continued into April to make it six defeats on the spin. Boro had dropped down the table to eighth and even the play-offs were beginning to look gone. To their credit, Boro rallied and won five of their not particularly demanding looking last six fixtures. However,  it was not enough and the damage had already been done with what was regarded as a too cautious an approach at home by many supporters.  OK, Boro had been the victim of a few bad decisions and defensive injuries had left the team in makeshift mode. Still, it was scoring goals that had been the main reason why Tony Pulis and his team found themselves finishing outside the play-offs and whilst the manager was not responsible for the misses,  he played a significant  part in the overall failure of the team to trouble the opposition defences.

So now that Tony Pulis has gone and we await news of who will be leading the new regime at the club,  here is part two of the season review and a summary of how the last 20 league games of the Welshman’s tenure panned out through the words of own Diasboro match reporter,  Redcar Red and the post-match comments of Tony himself. What is evident is the sense of frustration of both men as the season and indeed promotion increasingly began to drift away from Boro.

 

January… W1 : D2 : L0 : F4 : A3 : 5/9pts

26. Pride restored at the Park

Pos. 6th (43pts) TUESDAY 1 JANUARY 2019 Pos. 5th (43pts)
Derby 1-1 Boro
Wilson (2) 62%
8(2)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
38%
11(2)
Hugill (52)

RR: After an horrendous start, looking punch drunk and out on their feet for the opening twenty minutes or so Boro fought back bravely and arguably were unlucky not to have collected all three points in the end. There were some very strong and committed performances notably from Howson, Friend, Hugill, Ayala, Batth, Fry and Randolph back to his best kept us in it but MOM for me was Lewis Wing who was out on his feet come the final whistle. That sleepy start for which I’m sure TP will not be holding back from when holding accountability forced Boro to put in their best performance for months to maintain their credible away form. I would like to hope that it showed Pulis that the limitations he thinks we have are perhaps not as severe as he believes and with Tav and now VLP could actually be much better.

TP: We were disappointed to lose Aden just before kick-off, that was a massive blow, and I think we started like it. We were very much on the back foot at the back. They got the goal after two minutes but the response of the players was fabulous and I think we took control then for long periods and Danny Batth’s chance was the best of the game and he should score. The players have worked tremendously hard, especially after such an early setback. To give them a leg-up you think ‘blimey, this is going to be a long afternoon’ but they showed great character and the midfielders swarmed all over Derby at times.

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FA Cup 3rd Round Five star Posh pushover

SATURDAY 5 JANUARY 2019
Boro 5-0 Peterborough
Assombalonga (47, 70)
Friend (50)
Wing (62)
Fletcher (87)
64%
10(7)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
36%
9(1)

RR: MOM was Lewis Wing who came on and changed the entire game but Grant was also worthy of a mention for his reading of the game and spreading the ball around. McNair had a strange game; he had a few wobbly runs that came to nothing but was always full of running and looked far better and coherent when he had Wing to link up with (as did everyone else to be honest). In a strange way I felt that Paddy had shown something there that could maybe be tapped into further, especially with Lewis Wing in front. An underwhelming first half which just didn’t knit together up front at all and then a second half that was light years away from it, yielding a scoreline that nobody was expecting at half time and as a consequence the fourth round now beckons.

TP: The application of the players was very good. In the first half, we played with five forwards really with Tav and Rajiv out wide. They all pushed on, and if anything, I’ve made a mistake doing that because it blocked all the spaces we were really trying to use. Bringing Wingy on, and then pulling him and Grant out to play a bit more, sucked them on to us, and then there more spaces for us to play in. I think the big thing is we’ve scored five goals, and I’m really pleased with the attitude and application of the players. We played really well, especially second half. But we’re playing against a League One side, we’re not playing against a top Championship side.

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27. Britt’s Wing Man breaks down Brum

Pos. 8th (39pts) SATURDAY 12 JANUARY 2019 Pos. 5th (46pts)
Birmingham 1-2 Boro
Adams (79) 55%
15(4)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
45%
8(5)
Wing (37)
Assombalonga (82)

RR: Today was always going to be a tough game, away to a side that had only lost once at home this season and who will reasonably feel hard done to. A game which started dull increased in tempo with Boro deservedly going ahead. The arrival of Craig Gardiner changed the make-up of the second half with Boro initially starting the half confidently then literally clinging on just before and after the Evans equaliser. Out of the blue Wingy again produced a piece of magic to set Britt free to bring home the points totally against the run of play. Throughout the game there was great defending from Ayala and Batth. Fry and Friend done their bit at both ends, Wingy was superb as was Hugill’s battling (or battering despite his glaring miss). Britt started quietly once coming on but then started to cause problems and deserved his winner. Saville had a great first half albeit faded a little in the second or perhaps stood firm depending on your view point and what TP was asking of him. MOM had to be Wing, there were some good performances from those in Red but when the extra magic was needed Wingy was there!

TP: To come in just 1-0 up at half-time was a travesty. We should have been out of sight. We were by far the better team. I know we should have had two penalties so instead of being one up, we should have been three up at least. In the second half, they played very direct and we had to defend – and we did that ever so well. They’ve got a great goal and there were one or two other scares. But it was a great goal from Britt, too – he gets his chance and he finishes – and I think we deserved to win. Winning so well away from home shows the character of the team.

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28. Lions versus Pulis Pussycats

Pos. 5th (47pts) SATURDAY 19 JANUARY 2019 Pos. 19th (21pts)
Boro 1-1 Millwall
Hugill (90) 59%
16(2)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
41%
7(3)
Wallace (21)

RR: Millwall were robbed and Pulis got a point when he weakly and negatively threw away all three before even a ball was kicked. MOM was Randolph and then VLP in the second half but who cares because having to sit through that farcical, incoherent steaming mess of a team selection had me considering a season ticket for Roseberry Park (or St. Lukes to most of us on here) rather than returning to the Riverside any time soon. So to summarise Millwall had some balls, put up a decent and credible show and were robbed at the end after thoroughly deserving all three points. In between Boro passed it sideways, backwards and sideways again, nobody made any runs off the ball to drag defenders wide or create anything other than offer a modern alternative to Mogadon. Next season I suggest that Steve Gibson offers a free Nitrazepam tablet instead of a free pint. This wasn’t negative football in the Karanka sense this was worse, much worse this was hard core garbage.

TP: I’m disappointed at the first half. We started slowly and looked nervous. The players have to play with the freedom they do away from home. I think some of them are a little bit affected maybe by the support but supporters pay good money to watch their team and they have a right to say what they want. You have to accept that as a player or a manager. The players kept going second half, kept at it. That’s one defeat in six games now, we just have to be more productive and more positive at home.

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FA Cup 4th Round Exiled Dolan delivers bitter Pill

SATURDAY 26 JANUARY 2019
Boro 1-1 Newport
Ayala (51) 58%
19(4)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
42%
17(5)
Dolan (90+3)

RR: A strong Boro side should have blown their weaker opponents away but once again the familiar home frailties came to the fore by sitting deep and offering no credible attacking threat in open play apart from Wing having pot shots from distance and set pieces, who was MOM for Boro. Unfortunately, a draw was the last result Boro needed as they now face a trip to South Wales sandwiched in between a challenging run of Championship fixtures. A final word of congratulations goes to Michael Flynn and his side as they came to attack play football and were full value for the draw and indeed unlucky not to have put away some of their other gilt edged chances.

TP: I thought Newport played with great spirit and togetherness and they deserve all the credit that hopefully they will be given. The big disappointment for me was that we didn’t stop crosses – it was almost like we were quite happy for them to stick it in the box and there were lots of occasions we could have got our bodies in the way. It’s the first time Mikel’s had his boots on for a couple of months. John is a quality player, wonderful person, and he’ll be good for us but we’ve got to get him fit.

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February… W3 : D1 : L1 : F7 : A4 : 10/15pts

29. Britt brace throttles Throstles

Pos. 4th (50pts) SATURDAY 2 FEBRUARY 2019 Pos. 5th (50pts)
West Brom 2-3 Boro
Rodriguez (42)
Gayle (63)
67%
19(6)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
33%
14(5)
Saville (17)
Assombalonga (75, 83)

RR: In Typical Britt style he looked languid and slow at times when he came on but then he has that incredible knack of scoring and not just once but twice. Wing was as ever magnificent, Saville had another good game, Shotton was rock solid in his duties and Friend and Ayala battled away but the scene stealer was Assombalonga who has to be the MOM for launching Boro back level on points with West Brom instead of facing a six point gap. More importantly perhaps was maintaining a three point gap between us and the chasing pack of Bristol and Derby. For a neutral the game swayed and changed, twisted and turned but despite the Baggies dominance in the possession stats it was boring Tony Pulis and his sides three goals who had the widest smile. Perhaps Boro hanging on to Britt in the window was a shrewd bit of business after all for all concerned.

TP: Being unable to add to the squad [in the transfer window] was a disappointment for everybody but we’ve got a great, resilient group. The thing we’ve got to do is play with a little more confidence and a little bit more freedom, like we did today, at home. It meant a lot [to the supporters] because there’s been a real negative feeling around the place in respect of us not bringing players in and I just wanted to say thank you for supporting the lads and that’s what we need, irrespective of whether we bring them in or we don’t. They have a great young manager – Darren is a fabulous lad. I wish them all the best, but I don’t want them to finish above Middlesbrough.

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FA Cup Replay A Bridge too far

TUESDAY 5 FEBRUARY 2019
Newport 2-0 Boro
Willmott (47)
Amond (67)
44%
16(4)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
56%
13(1)

RR: As Newport keeper Day collected another lacklustre Boro cross the fourth Official held up three agonising minutes but the reality was that if this Boro side had another three years they wouldn’t have scored, collectively they could have set a Teesside record in the Bongo club. Boro didn’t turn up, didn’t look interested or remotely bothered to the extent that it made me think they genuinely didn’t want any more cup games and certainly not against Man City. Was it a case of more important fish to fry and they or TP at least would rather Newport get some glory and benefit than Boro get demoralised and battered next round? At least the FA can’t take three points off us on this occasion for not turning up. MOM was 28 year old Robbie Willmott for Newport, there wasn’t a single Boro player worthy of any more than a 3/10 and that would be by far the most generous score. Let’s hope it was just a fitness training exercise with an eye on Saturday. The good news of the evening was that Joe Day’s wife was able to hang on until the final whistle as he sprinted off the pitch to be at her side which was more than Boro’s defence could manage.

TP: They were the better team, they ran all over us. It was men against boys. Forget the conditions, you have to match people and that’s the real disappointment. Give them credit, they were fantastic tonight and they deserve their win. The tempo of the game was really poor from us. I am desperately disappointed at the lack of real commitment. We were outfought and outplayed. We’ve been fantastic away from home this year. They have regularly turned up and put in performances but it’s different circumstances tonight and we never coped with it.

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30. Sit back setback

Pos. 5th (51pts) SATURDAY 9 FEBRUARY 2019 Pos. 1st (58pts)
Boro 1-1 Leeds
Wing (47) 33%
9(3)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
67%
17(4)
Philips (90+11)

RR: The inevitable late equaliser finally came as Shotton managed a tired headed clearance to concede a corner, which resulted in an unmarked Phillips heading it in past Randolph and Clayts and Assombalonga who had retreated onto the goal line to send the away fans wild and sink Boro hearts. The game restarted but the whistle went within seconds and those three points suddenly now reduced to one. In balance and in fairness Leeds were worthy of a point but I walked away feeling that if only we had been more positive in our substitutions it could have been a different story. MOM was Howson but had Wing stayed on it may have been a close call and indeed Saville and JOM were also worthy contenders. A frustrating day but at least a decent game of football tinged with sadness and concern over Jack Clarke (who required lengthy treatment after collapsing on the bench) but finished off by the inevitable trouble caused in the town after the game with hordes of Police chasing around after Football Hooligans.

TP: In the first half we were the better team and our midfield players were fabulous. When we were attacking, we were having five or six players in the box and around that area, which was fantastic. We tired a bit in the second half, Leeds came into it as the game went on, and we certainly didn’t need to concede a goal from a set-play – something that’s really disappointed me.

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31. Blunt Boro fall to the Blades

Pos. 3rd (58pts) WEDNESDAY 13 FEBRUARY 2019 Pos. 6th (51pts)
Sheff Utd 1-0 Boro
Stearman (61) 56%
15(5)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
44%
10(4)
S/O Ayala (64)

RR: The determined and bold attempt by Wilder of switching to three up front turned the game on its head from the first half where Boro had ended it looking comfortable. Those three Strikers roughed up and upset the Boro defence. The irony was that the goal came from a Pulis style set piece (remember them from August?). A disappointing evening for Boro that culminated with Flint crocked and Ayala now banned and any hopes of an automatic spot all but gone. MOM for me was JOM for his first half showing, nobody for Boro put in any sort of performance of note at all in the second half. A real test now lies ahead for TP to rally his troops after two successive disappointments. Suspensions and injuries have now ravaged his back line and he will struggle to put out any sort of defence against Blackburn on Sunday. Those on the bench tonight won’t have made his selection dilemma any easier and indeed a few on the pitch didn’t cover themselves in glory either.

TP: I’m really disappointed with the goal. I think the linesman’s decision for it to be a free-kick is shocking. If they’re going to give a free-kick for that then the lad who scored the goal has pushed and jumped on Dael and the referee’s in a great position to give it and doesn’t give it. It’s a free-kick every minute of the day. It was such a big game tonight and we have a referee who’s only refereed eight games in the Championship all season. You look around and you’ve got other referees who are refereeing Premier League games and dropping down – that’s not the referee’s fault, that’s the person in charge and that can’t be right. That’s not good enough.

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32. Boro Renaissance at Rovers?

Pos. 14th (43pts) SUNDAY 17 FEBRUARY 2019 Pos. 5th (54pts)
Blackburn 0-1 Boro
S/O Williams (45) 49%
5(1)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
51%
26(7)
Assombalonga (19)

RR: One nil and all three points was a very good result and after a great first half, then an optimistic opening ten minutes of the second half, it saw us hanging in at times when we really should have put ten men Blackburn to the sword. Twenty-six efforts on the Blackburn goal yet only one goal to show for it were both great and disappointing in equal measure. MOM was a tough one but thankfully for all the right reasons this time. There were some solid defensive performances from the three, Saville was full of tireless running and made things tick as did Wing along with Howson down the right. Fletcher did well despite his eagerness to score saw him make a few poor finishing decisions but there was no doubt his running led to both the goal and the sending off. Britt ran a lot more than usual, did some sterling defensive work and scored, Besic was calm and measured but the one who shaded it for me was Mikel, he was majestic in the middle, routinely broke things up, shielded his defence and set up attacks.

TP: I’m pleased. I don’t want to take the gloss off it because I thought we were very good today, but to get 27 shots on goal and just score one goal is something I’ve kept harping on about since I joined the football club. We’ve got to be more clinical in front of goal. We had really good opportunities to get the second one, and if you get the second one it’s game over and you can relax a little bit. What we’ve got to do is replicate the intensity we showed against Leeds for home games for the rest of the season and that gives us a chance.

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33. Stroll in the Sun

Pos. 5th (57pts) SATURDAY 23 FEBRUARY 2019 Pos. 18th (39pts)
Boro 2-0 QPR
Howson (2)
Fletcher (32)
45%
10(4)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
55%
9(4)

RR: It ended two nil with Boro rarely looking to get out of second gear and almost disappointing after the swashbuckling start, which had graduated into overcomplicating things. But it’s a home win and three points are three points so job done. MOM was difficult since there were no poor performances and indeed some very commendable ones across the pitch. Besic was much improved though not without a few of those special Mo moments, Howson was excellent as was Wing. Saville stuck to his task on the left, Shotton was a colossus in the middle of the back three but Dael Fry looked like a young Franz Beckenbauer. He was winning aerial challenges with ease, dribbling the ball out of defence assuredly on numerous occasions and perhaps should consider having a go himself rather than passing it in the last twenty yards.

TP: It’s a great result. QPR are not as bad a team as some people think. They’ve got some good players and they played some good stuff at times. Besic and Jon Obi really controlled the game. They’re two good players, when they’re playing like that. I thought Dael Fry was the best player on the pitch. Once Ashley Fletcher scores the second goal, it was just a case of managing the game. Again, the end-of-term report, if you like, is that we’ve missed four or five really good opportunities. But we’ve only lost one game this calendar year in the league, and that was away to Sheffield United with ten men. The boys deserve a tap on the back for that.

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March… W0 : D1 : L4 : F2 : A8 : 1/15pts

34. Profligate Boro draw a blank

Pos. 19th (36pts) SATURDAY 2 MARCH 2019 Pos. 5th (58pts)
Wigan 0-0 Boro
49%
6(2)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
51%
15(1)

RR: Boro had their chances but our finishing was woeful and not for the first time our strikers needed far too many chances to convert. A point was a disappointment as reality sunk in that this result pretty much made any hopes of a top two spot now a forlorn hope. MOM was undoubtedly Howson who was head and shoulders above everyone else in a Red shirt. We had spells of pressure in a scrappy game that we should have won but poor finishing was our Achilles heel as storm Freya was about to make the journey back across the A66 even more dramatic than our shots on target.

TP: I can’t fault the effort and the commitment. The quality of the chances we created was good but we didn’t take them. Four times we could have played people in but overplayed the pass and it’s that quality in the final third that we need to improve on, but it’s difficult to criticise them. There’s a long way to go in the season and we have got to give it our best. We’ve fallen short not on effort or commitment, but on quality.

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35. Bees sting substandard Boro

Pos. 5th (58pts) SATURDAY 9 MARCH 2019 Pos. 12th (49pts)
Boro 1-2 Brentford
Fletcher (6) 37%
19(6)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
63%
14(3)
Shotton (70 o.g.)
Benrahma (73)

RR: Brentford had beaten Boro on Teesside for the first time since before the Second World War and deservedly so. With three whole minutes of the ninety remaining Tavernier was introduced to add that pace and urgency that we had been missing all afternoon and who knows what on earth he was supposed to achieve with the game all but over. However, the lad did try valiantly and he did have a few link-ups with both Wing and Friend but his arrival from the bench was so late it was farcical. There wasn’t a MOM for Boro because that would imply that someone played well when in fact so many were well below par. It was a collective nightmare made worse by a ridiculous and negative tactical managerial decision in a crucial part of the game which handed the initiative to the visitors when they clearly already had it.

TP: We’re disappointed obviously but Brentford are a good side. We got off to a great start, then we should have had a penalty – one of three definite penalties. Refs have to get those decisions right and how he’s got that wrong I don’t know. He has a clear view and that’s three definite penalties in a home game and we didn’t get any. I think the results this weekend have given everyone near the top of the table a bit of zip but we’ve just got to get as many points as possible in the remaining games.

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36. Ref Justice at the Riverside

Pos. 5th (58pts) WEDNESDAY 13 MARCH 2019 Pos. 9th (54pts)
Boro 1-2 Preston
Fletcher (32)
S/O Ayala (61)
40%
22(4)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
60%
17(6)
Gallagher (63)
Stockley (81)

RR: Tav had come on for Mikel with five minutes remaining as we threw caution to the wind but there wasn’t enough time or even energy left to rescue anything. Our futile persistent passing around the Preston box was rubbed in our noses by that deflected “offside” goal. Shooting creates chances and passing simply retains possession in non-dangerous areas. Despite destroying Preston in the first half we just didn’t possess that instinctive killer touch. Disappointing and unfair in equal measure but that’s been the story of a season of wasted opportunity. MOM would have been Howson who ran all night but it was he who put Ayala in trouble leading up to the sending off so I’m giving it to Besic despite the state of my undergarments.

TP: I think it’s a poor decision [Ayala red card]. He’s miles away from it and he’s got people between him an the ball. How he makes that decision, a game-changing decision, from where he is, is just astonishing for me. In my opinion he’s made a shocking decision tonight. Dani is disappointed because he slides in, he definitely sides in, but he takes the ball with one foot, not two feet. People will say it’s aggressive but it’s a game of challenges, football. They scored the goal from a free-kick that shouldn’t have been a free-kick. Even if we get Dani sent off at that time, at the other end of the pitch we have to be scoring goals. I know I sound like a broken record saying the same thing but again we scored one when it should have been four or five.

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37. Pulis raises white flag at Villa

Pos. 6th (57pts) SATURDAY 16 MARCH 2019 Pos. 5th (58pts)
Aston Villa 3-0 Boro
El Ghazi (28)
McGinn (44)
Adomah (88)
61%
18(5)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
39%
4(1)

RR: Again there was no Boro MOM, Downing was the best of a dire lot but to even contemplate saying that we had someone who put in the required effort to be remotely acknowledged as a performance of note was impossible. Three defeats in a row now and each of them with a bizarre story to tell and the fact that I expected and confidently predicted such a shambolic and humiliating display here at Villa Park weeks before hand is testimony to just how poor things are. Tony Pulis is very clearly a spent force and at this level has neither the nous nor the ability to get a side promoted. Today was a foretaste of exactly what will happen if we somehow managed to hang onto a play-off place which based on what I am currently witnessing I would rather miss out on than be put through any more of this dire negativity.

TP: They were three goals that were unlike us to concede. We haven’t given goals away like that away from home. There has been a flatness around the club since the defeat against Preston on Wednesday and for the first 20 minutes we still looked like there was a hangover – we didn’t get going at all. I’m really disappointed. Villa have had five shots on goal and scored three goals. That’s something that wasn’t happening when we were doing well.

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38. Boro flapping leaves Canaries singing

Pos. 8th (58pts) SATURDAY 30 MARCH 2019 Pos. 1st (81pts)
Boro 0-1 Norwich
40%
17(6)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
60%
17(5)
Hernández (54)

RR: The second half had saw Daniel Farke’s half time team talk up the ante and Pulis’s Boro simply couldn’t live with it. Bristol are now coming up on Tuesday night who have leapfrogged Boro this evening on goals scored as we slide ignominiously down to eighth. Without energy and intelligent playmakers on the pitch Boro will like as not struggle again. No VLP or Tavernier apparently required for Pulis’s Boro yet Hernandez and Buendia destroyed us (as predicted) with similar skill sets. The MOM has to be Randolph who made up for his early concentration lapses to save us from another three or four going in. The scribbled note seems to be just causing confusion when that sheet goes onto the pitch and gets passed around. Surely by now it’s clear even to Pulis that it’s the wrong communication method or there again maybe it’s the right communication method but its what’s written on the note that is the problem not unlike the team selection and tactics.

TP: We had very good opportunities to score. We need to finish the chances we are creating and we have been saying that since I came here. Goals change games but when we get opportunities we don’t put them away. We came back into it, we had three, great opportunities to score and, again, we have to score goals. The big thing is we dropped our heads when they scored and we can’t do that. It’s an eight-game season and if we win on Tuesday we go back into the top six and players have to relish the challenge. We have to really really hope and pray things start to drop for us. Let’s bring it on and I hope the players feel the same as me. It is there for us and we have to make sure we graft.

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April… W4 : D0 : L3 : F7 : A8 : 12/21pts

39. Robins go bob bob bobbin’ along

Pos. 5th (61pts) TUESDAY 2 APRIL 2019 Pos. 8th (58pts)
Bristol City 1-0 Boro
Webster (31) 54%
23(7)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
46%
14(5)

RR: Maybe it was just me being lost in the moment trying to figure out why you would bring on a circular running midfielder and take off the only remaining wide player who can at least put decent crosses into a box now habited by three, yes sits down in amazement, three Boro Strikers? It did seem however that Fletcher was now sitting deeper (or wandering desperate to get a pass) so in part that meant that we did still have two strikers, well one who hadn’t yet missed his prerequisite number of sitters to record a goal and a WWE wrestler masquerading as Footballer. In between behaving like an errant ten pin bowling ball in the skittle like Bristol defence Hugill did manage to get a semi volleyed boot onto a last second chance that went wide to a unified backdrop of both sets of fans agreeing at full voice that Tony Pulis’s football is indeed very reminiscent of faecal matter. I did however hear one of the cleaners on the way out take umbrage to the impromptu singalong complaining that what they cleaned didn’t stink the place out that badly. I did hear someone say on the way out that its the worst run for something like twenty years but that may have been just how long it feels like TP has been here.

TP: We created five or six chances and even the free-kick we worked on this morning nearly came off. There is no way in a million years I can fault them for effort. We had 23 shots at goal tonight, 17 on Saturday. That is 40 in two games, I don’t think I had that at Stoke for a whole season, never mind two games. Darren made a couple of great saves but all in all, there was only us and we needed that bit of luck.

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40. Dead Ducks Swansong

Pos. 13th (53pts) SATURDAY 6 APRIL 2019 Pos. 8th (58pts)
Swansea 3-1 Boro
Grimes (34 pen)
Routledge (38)
Roberts (71)
61%
16(7)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
39%
13(1)
Saville (81)

RR: With another late Boro attack ending with Fletcher fluffing his lines, it summed up how the afternoon had gone for Boro. Despite being 3-1 down, the game had been toing and froing but it wasn’t worth commenting on as the match was now very much an irrelevance considering the wider state the club now finds itself in [after six sucessive defeats]. Dael Fry slightly raised very late hopes with some positivity and Howson had collected a despondent frustrated yellow. The Boro MOM can only be Randolph without whom the score line would have looked an awful lot worse.

TP: I am really disappointed. In the first half our tempo and decision-making were awful. We should have had a penalty in the second half for a clear handball. Swansea were a Premier League side last season and this was the game I was more worried about than all the others. Five games to go and it is all to play for.

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41. Boro blues for troubled Bolton

Pos. 23rd (32pts) TUESDAY 9 APRIL 2019 Pos. 7th (61pts)
Bolton 0-2 Boro
57%
13(2)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
43%
18(5)
Fletcher (16, 28)

RR: There were many doubts if this game could actually go ahead and from the perspective of both sets of fans many more who probably wished it wouldn’t. However, a good Boro first half against a very weak and disparate Bolton side wasn’t built upon in the second half which was disappointing. So bad were the Bolton defence that Fletcher, Saville, Howson and Britt were tearing them apart with ease every time we went forward. The traveling army started cheering nervy Bolton passes in defence with a series of disparaging “ole’s”. So finally three points and in fairness the victory was never really in doubt but getting that losing streak off their back was important for Boro. Besic, Saville, Howson and Assombalonga all had good games but with two goals Fletcher earned the MOM award.

TP: I am relieved for the players as I don’t think they have deserved to lose six games on the bounce, irrespective of what people say. The difference tonight is we took two of our chances, whereas four of the six games we should have won and we didn’t. I thought we played really well in the first half – we controlled the game and looked a threat – and we had two or three opportunities in the second half. The most important thing is not worrying about other teams and other games, but making sure we do the business ourselves.

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42. Stumbling Britt seals Boro victory

Pos. 7th (64pts) SATURDAY 13 APRIL 2019 Pos. 9th (60pts)
Boro 1-0 Hull
Assombalonga (25) 39%
15(4)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
61%
15(4)

RR: Battered and bruised the Boro defence were hanging on, desperate for the whistle made worse knowing Britt could and should have had three or four goals to his name to ease the anxiety. Then a heart in mouth time as a late Grosicki free kick was tipped onto the bar by Randolph before being booted clear by Flint with the Hull players appealing it was over the line. Hull’s season is now all but over whilst Boro’s still stubbornly continues as they find themselves a point behind Bristol in sixth. MOM for Boro could have been Randolph for two great saves, or Howson for being switched around yet competently adapting all afternoon, or Besic for buzzing around up until he went off. However, for me it was Dael Fry who stood defiantly whether at Left Back or Centre Back and stepped up a gear when Ayala went off injured.

TP: I just think again it’s déjà vu. The chances we had first half, we should be scoring more than the one goal. If it’s just the one goal, it’s going to be edgy all the way through and that’s the way it was. I think we had seven chances today where if we beat the goalkeeper, we score. We are obviously pleased with the result. I’m really, really pleased, they had to dig in and they did dig in.

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43. Early Bird Britt collects the points

Pos. 6th (67pts) FRIDAY 19 APRIL 2019 Pos. 16th (52pts)
Boro 1-0 Stoke
Assombalonga (2) 36%
7(2)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
64%
14(1)

RR: Despite a very uncomfortable second half we had held on and earned the win the hard way. It wasn’t pretty nor was it entertaining for the most part but its points on the board that count now if Boro are to retain any hope of making the play-offs. MOM was McNair, it was his best game for Boro and he actually looked to be worth every penny paid for him last summer. Not his preferred role it has to be said but his composure and timing were impressive and he looked the most accomplished I’ve seen him play in a Boro shirt. Mikel was back to his best, Howson had another good game at right wing back and Besic looked up for the challenged before being subbed. Shotton did well considering he was on the left but McNair just caught the eye and for all the right reasons and maybe knowing he has a real opportunity of a run in the side gave him that extra edge of encouragement.

TP: I’m pleased with the win. We’ve played much better than that and lost games at this place. We’ve not been as fluent today. To have five players missing from the backline that we started with at the beginning of the season, it takes a lot of courage and determination from the players to go out there and play the way they played. They’re having to do jobs they are not used to. Like I say, I think we’ve played better in other games than we have but we just haven’t taken our opportunities and chances. It’s all about results as a manager, if you don’t get results you don’t hang around long.

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44. Boro bottlers smashed

Pos. 11th (60pts) MONDAY 22 APRIL 2019 Pos. 7th (67pts)
Nottm Forest 3-0 Boro
Lolley (39 pen, 85)
Milosevic (64)
54%
20(9)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
46%
3(1)

RR: Getting beat away at Forest isn’t a disaster in itself but the manner of the way this Boro side was set up and then consequently failed in such miserable fashion to even threaten Pantilimon’s goal was a disgrace. Defensively we were down to the bare bones but our midfield was hopeless and a complete liability, our strikers had zero service as we sat far too deep from the off and Saville has never remotely looked capable out left. Boro’s black shirts were very apt on the day as it perfectly matched the mood of the travelling army. Randolph was the Boro MOM, which considering that we conceded three goals illustrates just how dire we were this afternoon. There have been far too many of these types of games under Pulis now, how many more do the fans have to endure?

TP: It was always going to be difficult – we’ve only got two real defenders on the pitch. We’re trying to put square pegs in round holes and it really caught us out today. I’m disappointed. We played with forwards on the pitch today, more forward-thinking players than I’ve ever played, and you want them to do a lot more going forward. We’ve still got a chance. We’ve got to dust ourselves down and we need all the players to be together and try and get a result Saturday.

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45. Wing and a prayer

Pos. 7th (70pts) SATURDAY 27 APRIL 2019 Pos. 20th (46pts)
Boro 2-1 Reading
Wing (31)
Assombalonga (39 pen)
38%
18(6)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
62%
12(4)
Loader (11)

RR: Just like the last few home games it was the Alamo revisited again as nerves were shredded, enduring what was hopefully the last of the Pulis era at the Riverside. It ended with a 2-1 victory that was far from convincing and anything but enjoyable (that last emotion had long since been aborted since August). MOM was a joint one between Howson and Wing, Wingy grabbed his goal but Howson was Mr Duracell all game and it’s impossible to split the decision. Incredibly, the tantalising chance of a play-off spot still remains up until the very final game of the season but most of us know that top six should have been the absolute minimum. Now we find ourselves rueing the lack of goals and goal difference that TP had been at great odds to highlight in his programme notes. Unfortunately, those stats don’t highlight taking Britt off for Friend at home to Brentford or the abject negativity against the likes of Villa, Forest and Swansea nor the shameful capitulations to Newport and Burton. No team spirit, no belief, no determination, no confidence, no positivity and negative demoralising leadership has led us to where we now find ourselves.

TP: We played some fantastic football, especially on the right-hand side. I thought Howson, McNair and Wing were absolutely fantastic down that side. I was really pleased for Wingy. We kept it as quiet as we possibly could – we didn’t want anyone to know he was going to be fit. I apologised to him because I kept him on for 90 minutes, and I shouldn’t have done. He’s been the find of the season. He’s got a good character, a good attitude and he wants to improve. That’s what will take him further. If Derby win their two games, they win their two games, but we’ve kept the pressure on them, and that’s what we wanted to do today.

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May… W1 : D0 : L0 : F2 : A1 : 3/3pts

46. Boro ground to a halt at the Millers

Pos. 22nd (40pts) SUNDAY 5 MAY 2019 Pos. 7th (73pts)
Rotherham 1-2 Boro
Smith (86 pen) 58%
18(4)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
42%
12(4)
Assombalonga (28 pen)
Mikel (37)

RR: With sixty-five minutes gone, Boro were 2-0 up and in a play-off spot as Derby were still being held 1-1 and Bristol were losing. Sadly, the news coming in from Pride Park after that changed for the worse and Boro were left hanging on to what they had. Boro fans were now left reflecting on all those games that we meekly surrendered over a season that had started so well then defended into despair. Indeed, MOM was the Boro Travelling Army. Boro had recklessly missed out on what was once a nailed-on position in the play-off’s, which was sealed after that calamitous run of six defeats in a row. Part of me was disappointed at today’s outcome whilst another part was relieved that this frustrating season was finally over and not spluttering incoherently and aimlessly on. Now put out of our misery but in truth we didn’t miss out today, our lack of goals, terrible home record, negative attitude and out dated tactics had sucked the heart and soul out of players and fans alike some months back.

TP: This has been a bigger achievement that last year really, if you’re selling who we have done, with the players that we’ve got and the players that we’ve worked with. Overall, although I’m desperately disappointed we’re not going to play Leeds over two games, I can’t be too harsh on the players. We’ve played clubs this year that have spent £50m or £60m, and they’re below us in the league, they’re not even in contention for the play-offs.

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How the season unfolded… Part 1: August to December

With Norwich and Sheffield United already off on their summer holidays and planning for life in the sunlit uplands of the Premier League, the fight has begun to see which other Championship side will fight with them on the exclusive club beaches. Still, as the play-offs get underway,  there will sadly be no postcard sent this year to Boro followers that are wishing they were here. Despite all the blood, toil, tears and sweat, Tony Pulis’s side failed to squeak into the top six as Boro in the end proved to be more like church mice than Churchill – close but no cigar as we were left to ponder those not quite immortal words of  ‘never was such much owed to so few goals’.

Back in August, the hope was that the club would build on last year’s disappointment after Tony Pulis’s side rather meekly exited the mini-league to riches against Aston Villa – OK, some may say that Boro did indeed build on that disappointment by adding to it with a feeling of dismay at the missed opportunity. Although, when Tony Pulis prepares to open the third bottle of wine  in his meeting with the Boro  chairman,  he will no doubt still be trying to convince  Steve Gibson that seventh place was a far greater achievement than fifth was a year earlier.

Nevertheless,  it’s probably a good idea that the chairman’s glass remains half full (or possibly empty) while he contemplates the important decision on whether his manager should have his contract extended. The question that will need answering for many supporters is how a promising start to the last campaign failed to see Boro at least cement a place in the top six, let alone the coveted automatic spots they once occupied.

The season began in the shadow that the club had failed to recruit the pacey wide players that the manager thought were missing from his squad and after Adama Traore made his expected departure,  it soon became clear they were not coming. Then as Bamford surprisingly left, the mood was that Boro would struggle to repeat their top-six finish without key additions.  However, against all expectation, the team had their best start to a season since our friend Otto Frederick Rohwedder had the novel idea that bread should be sliced before it was sold.

OK our promotion prospects may have ended up as toast but how did the season pan out? Instead of looking back in hindsight, it may be more enlightening to experience the thoughts of a couple of people in the moments directly after the game. Diasboro’s own match reporter, Redcar Red, normally ended by concluding his view of what he has just witnessed – which is then followed in this match-by-match review by the post-match  quotes of Boro manager, Tony Pulis. You may or not be surprised to see that quite often the two views don’t always seem like they were watching the same game.

So Here’s a look at the first part of the season from August to December from two people who have cast a discerning eye over the action. In addition, each game shows a graphic containing the relevant stats and the results are also collated to highlight the league performance of each  month. When we look back at the season now, it’s possible many on Teesside will perhaps have opted for the word unravelled rather than unfolded but it’s still interesting  to view events in the moment. Indeed, it’s easy now to forgotten that as Boro entered December, they were only two points off the top of the table and automatic promotion was still seemingly a real aspiration of the club.

August… W4 : D2 : L0 : F9 : A2 : 14/18pts

1. Young Guns silence Lions roar

Pos. 9th (1pts) SATURDAY 4 AUGUST 2018 Pos. 9th (1pts)
Millwall 2-2 Boro
O’Brien (12)
Gregory (37)
55%
12(3)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
45%
9(2)
Braithwaite (87)
Friend (90+7)

RR: Incredibly and unbelievably Boro rescued this game against all the odds thanks to the determination and fearlessness of youthful energy. Tavernier and Wing showed their mettle and if they can do that at the Den then they can do it anywhere in this division. A rollercoaster of an afternoon which was despondency personified, rescued by the introduction of the U23s. MOM has to be Tavernier who changed the game when he came on along with Wing. Once the shackles of the sedentary midfield was gone Howson was far more influential and Braithwaite who had got himself involved all afternoon was for me close runner up to Tav in the MOM stakes.

TP: Let’s put everything into perspective, we’re six short of who we finished last season with. It’s half the team we had last season. The first half we were poor – we sat back, never got after it, never got the ball forward or got enough possession in their half, so there were some choice words at half-time. We made some changes and in the last 25 minutes we showed our teeth, for the first time during the game.

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2. Swashbuckling Boro Foil Blades

Pos. 1st (4pts) TUESDAY 7 AUGUST 2018 Pos. 24th (0pts)
Boro 3-0 Sheff Utd
Braithwaite (7)
Flint (18)
Downing (25)
41%
13(5)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
59%
16(4)

RR: MOM for me was Braithwaite who simply looked a class above and like a few others possibly had his best game for Boro. I heard Radio Tees gave it to Lewis Wing and I can’t argue against that and indeed had Stewy or Fry, or Shotton, or Clayts or, or, or, or… it was just one of those nights when it all worked, well at least for the first twenty five minutes which in fairness was all that was needed.

TP: We played really well first half and I thought the tempo of the game and everything we did was first class. Second half we dropped off a little bit. But it’s the first week of the season and to be asked to play after Saturday, to put in this performance, especially in the first half, was brilliant. We’ve got to make sure we dust ourselves down for Birmingham on Saturday, who didn’t play tonight and you would think will be a little bit fresher. It’s difficult to pick anyone out as there’s so many players tonight who have put in a wonderful effort for the football club.

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3. Britt gives ex-Boss the Blues

Pos. 1st (7pts) SATURDAY 11 AUGUST 2018 Pos. 19th (1pts)
Boro 1-0 Birmingham
Assombalonga (12) 52%
10(2)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
48%
11(4)
S/O Gardner (83)

RR: The lack of a Traore type outlet was noticeable as clearances were coming straight back at us for large parts of the second half. Looking at the bench TP didn’t have many options and played the hand that was dealt to him. Like on Tuesday night there were no bad performances and in fact Shotton and Howson in particular are playing their best Boro football, likewise a few others like Downing and Braithwaite are worthy of mentions. The back three are looking more solid as the games progress and Randolph never looked seriously troubled. Clayts was magnificent in shielding and protecting and we witnessed another good game from Lewis Wing who didn’t look out of place. All that said let’s be under no illusions that as good as it is to be top of the league it’s not viable to stay there unless our recruitment team unlearn the habit of a lifetime and get some credible loans in and quickly.

TP: They’ve been fantastic, the lads today, when you think it’s the third game in a week, and conditions on the three games were very warm and very humid. And let’s be fair: we should have won the game by five or six goals. It’s an absolute travesty that the game has finished 1-0. The lads certainly deserved it. Some of the football that we played to create the opportunities and chances was absolutely first-class, and you have to put them away when you’re creating them.

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EFL Cup Round 1. The Boys penalise Magpies

TUESDAY 14 AUGUST 2018
Boro 3-3
(4-3 pens)
Notts County
Fletcher (27, 74)
Mahmutovic (44)
55%
22(7)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
49%
9(3)
Crawford (2)
Stead (34, 63)

RR: The game was definitely not one for the purist but it was entertaining and one that you couldn’t take your eyes off. Leaving the tactical error strewn car crash out of it for a moment, Mahmutovic for me was outstanding in the first half and very good in the second. McGinley grew into the game and Tav was a constant threat along with Johnson (once the WD40 started to seep in). Walker when he came on was superb and will have given TP the right sort of headache. Wood’s appearance was a fairy tale and Lonergen saved two penalties but overall I think Fletcher just edged things for his two goals.

TP: I’m a great believer that if you feel confident taking a penalty then you give it to the person who feels confident. There were six out of the seven (debutants) who wanted to take one pushing people like Fletch and Grant out of the way saying ‘I’ll take on, I’ll take one,’ so that was absolutely fantastic. Football clubs spend a lot of money on their academies and sometimes you get criticised for playing them in these competitions but I’m a great believer that the kids have got to go out. So if you gave me the option I’d get the kids out playing every week.

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4. Boro Pair Better Bristol

Pos. 19th (2pts) SATURDAY 18 AUGUST 2018 Pos. 1st (10pts)
Bristol City 0-2 Boro
33%
18(4)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
67%
13(3)
Braithwaite (13)
Assombalonga (32)

RR: The whistle went and Boro remained top of the league thanks to some well taken opportunities but in the main some sterling defensive work. MOM is difficult as Britt and Braithwaite were both very good but then so was Downing, Wing and Clayton but I think Dael Fry just slightly edged it, no doubt helped by the thought of a fit Dani Ayala breathing down his neck.

TP: We were strong. Our two centre-halves, Fry and Flint, look a good pair. We were pretty dominant. They’ve still got to do certain things I’m not pleased about, but they gave us a solid base. The five in midfield again worked really, really hard. Stewart was always a threat down the right-hand side and Braithwaite really could have had another two. Our quality in the changeover of play has got to be better, because there were chances or opportunities to play people in and we missed those chances because we didn’t see them or the pass wasn’t very good.

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5. Dan dare deflates Baggies

Pos. 1st (13pts) FRIDAY 24 AUGUST 2018 Pos. 7th (7pts)
Boro 1-0 West Brom
Ayala (90+1) 38%
18(4)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
62%
13(2)

RR: An intense game finally broken by last season’s goal machine on his return and boy did he enjoy it. There were no poor performances in Red so picking the MOM was really difficult, Downing was instrumental all game, George had a great match as did Fry, Clayts was superb, Britt played probably his best game from a team perspective and Braithwaite was entertaining and unlucky not to get a brace but for his determined never say die spirit and running it has to be Howson for me although I feel that Clayts also put on a great show.

TP: West Brom have a lot of quality players and I still think any team that finishes above them will get promoted. This league is really, really tough and every game you play you have to be at your maximum. We’ve turned up again tonight, realised it was going to be tough, worked hard and got the break at the end – which we deserved.

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EFL Cup Round 2. Boro avoid Rochdale upset

TUESDAY 28 AUGUST 2018
Boro 2-1 Rochdale
Johnson (37)
Hugill (53)
47%
13(5)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
53%
20(10)
Delaney (83)

RR: The final whistle pierced the Riverside bringing respite and relief and saved a late upset and then on to penalties. In balance Rochdale have had a few good Cup displays of late and they certainly will feel unlucky tonight as Lonergan was the undisputable Boro MOM. So some fitness levels are further improved, Lonergan looks match sharp and a few of the youngsters got another opportunity to impress but it was far from enjoyable and best described as functional but on the positive we are into Thursday night’s draw for the next round of the Cup.

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6. Leeds wrestle a draw from Boro

Pos. 1st (14pts) FRIDAY 31 AUGUST 2018 Pos. 2nd (14pts)
Leeds 0-0 Boro
62%
11(3)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
38%
9(3)

RR: A draw was a fair result but Boro did have a few strong penalty shouts with both Britt and Flint being subjected to WWE tactics rather than football. MOM was Clayton for his commitment to the cause which shone like a beacon. Dael Fry made a couple of Beckenbauer runs in the game to his credit, Shotton was involved all game and Besic did start to influence things far more in the second half but Clayts was the one that was everywhere and putting in the sort of gritty display that will have him first on TP’s team sheet after the International break.

TP: We knew it was going to be a tough game. We’re two teams with momentum going their way.We’ve looked and studied the shapes Leeds use and their patterns. We worked very hard on making sure we filled certain spaces. The players have taken it on and there were only a few occasions where they had half a chance.

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September… W1 : D2 : L1 : F3 : A2 : 5/12pts

7. Pukki strike finishes sick Boro

Pos. 16th (8pts) SATURDAY 15 SEPTEMBER 2018 Pos. 4th (14pts)
Norwich 1-0 Boro
Pukki (58) 62%
16(6)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
38%
8(2)

RR: Playing like that away to Leeds made sense but today was an opportunity totally and utterly spurned through a lack of endeavour. More creativity in the first half could have given this fixture an entirely different complexion from a Boro perspective and hopefully lessons will be learned from that, uninspiring summed it up. In terms of a MOM the only Player I could give it to was Clayton who crunched into tackles and literally gave his all for the cause before being forced off. The experience on the bench looked very impressive at three o’clock but when we went behind the lack of raw energy from the likes of Wing and Tavernier that we witnessed at the Den was sorely miss.

TP: It’s disappointing, I thought we had a pretty good start. A couple of opportunities, a couple of chances, an array of corners and we dropped off after about 20 minutes and they came into the game, and they were the better team up until half-time and they were better after the break as well up until they got the goal. From there they get their goal and it’s a fortuitous goal, it’s going wide, the lad toe pokes it, hits Ryan Shotton on the inside of his foot and goes in. Not our day in lots of respects.

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8. Britt sucker punch breaks Bolton

Pos. 2nd (17pts) WEDNESDAY 19 SEPTEMBER 2018 Pos. 15th (11pts)
Boro 2-0 Bolton
Saville (34)
Assombalonga (90+5)
61%
19(4)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
39%
7(2)

RR: Two nil and back up to second place, one point behind the Dirties with Swansea up next. The League maybe doesn’t lie but that tonight was less than impressive. Should Bolton make the Play offs we may over time be a little less dismissive of the performance but the truth is that two unforced errors handed us three points on a plate. We can’t rely on other sides being so generous. MOM is a difficult one as there weren’t many outstanding displays. In the first half Howson and Braithwaite looked good but overall I thought Shotton did well, Saville showed some fight and a goal but it has to be Clayts again who rarely put a foot wrong despite his wounds.

TP: In the first half we dominated the ball and got in the final third a lot. Little breaks didn’t got for us, but we still got a great result. They are resolute. They get bodies behind the ball. There is no space to play and they work hard and are a credit to their management team. In the final third, there were two occasions where people have shot from unbelievable angles where there is someone to tap it in. Getting your head up and showing a little bit more composure in the final third is what makes this game easier. We have to look at those situations and people have to show their quality a little bit more.

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9. Swans break evens

Pos. 2nd (18pts) SATURDAY 22 SEPTEMBER 2018 Pos. 14th (13pts)
Boro 0-0 Swansea
42%
16(5)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
58%
5(2)

RR: Apart from a cross come shot that hit Randolph’s crossbar in the second half and the Olsson effort Swansea showed why they haven’t scored many this season, in fact both sides showed their inability in the final third allied to their credible defensive statistics and so 0-0 probably wasn’t such a huge surprise. Considering the amount of first-teamers out of action I think Swansea will progress this season and looking back this may be seen as a point gained rather than two dropped. MOM was again the usual contenders, Clayts was simply Clayts, Braithwaite gave reason for optimism and Howson was involved all game but Shotton just edged it with his defending and tireless running.

TP: I was last in the Championship working 11 years ago, you look at it now and there are more quality players, playing in better stadiums. The pitches are better, the quality is better, and there are better players who are playing international football. And yet we are asked to play eight more games than the Premier League, there’s more Premier League players playing international football, someone has to look at it, to ask players to play Saturday, Tuesday, Saturday.

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EFL Cup Round 3. Boro spot on at Deepdale

TUESDAY 25 SEPTEMBER 2018
Preston 2-2
(3-4 pens)
Boro
Robinson (27)
Barkhuizen (66)
60%
21(8)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
40%
17(6)
Fletcher (34)
Tavernier (69)

RR: The game ended 2-2 and 4-3 on Penalties in front of a credible Boro Army following. On the night Wing was consistent and influential all game. Gestede good in the first half, and McQueen had a very good second half but MOM was Danny Batth who was impressive.

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10. Limited kit suits limited Boro

Pos. 21st (8pts) SATURDAY 29 SEPTEMBER 2018 Pos. 3rd (19pts)
Hull 1-1 Boro
Bowen (69 pen) 52%
10(3)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
48%
12(4)
Assombalonga (51)

RR: I can’t award a MOM because Boro were almost as bad as when Strachan was here with the players looking as disjointed and confused as under Monk. From the kick off they lacked the confident swagger of a team about to go top of their league. The cold truth is poor selection, poor tactics and even poorer execution has been a continued story of late and as a consequence we threw points away yet again. The one common theme in all this is TP clinging to some very overrated and overpriced Men at the expense of Boys who can actually make a difference.
That performance was nowhere remotely near good enough from anyone in a White shirt which was a good colour choice based on the display. As a third kit I can’t see many sales ensuing based on the memories it created today. I’m guessing we will have Hummel working on a Yellow kit as we speak.

TP: We need to get more goals, we have to take the chances in the final third and be more clinical. You’ve got to be 100 per cent every game, but today I didn’t think we controlled the ball enough. We had some great chances. But after we got that first goal, we had chances to get more and take the game but we didn’t. We just need to be more clinical and I think we are getting there slowly.

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October… W2 : D2 : L1 : F5 : A4 : 8/15pts

11. Boro plough on with promotion ambitions

Pos. 23rd (6pts) TUESDAY 2 OCTOBER 2018 Pos. 2nd (22pts)
Ipswich 0-2 Boro
58%
8(1)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
42%
14(4)
Besic (12)
Downing (16)

BBC: Redcar Red couldn’t make the Ipswich game so here is how the BBC saw it: Tony Pulis switched to a 4-3-3 system in a bid to deliver more goals for Middlesbrough after successive draws and left leading scorer Britt Assombalonga on the bench. The Welshman’s tactics paid instant dividends as they raced into a 2-0 lead and the victory left Paul Hurst still searching for his first win as Town manager. Boro have now lost just once in their past 15 league games.

TP: It was as good as we have played all season. The big disappointment was that we got sloppy in the second half. Ipswich got the ball up the sides in the second half and I knew this was going to be more of a football game with a slick, quick pitch. It’s the third game on the bounce away and that’s tough, the way they worked I thought we looked a little bit tired.

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12. Boro Bottlers Stumped

Pos. 4th (22pts) SATURDAY 6 OCTOBER 2018 Pos. 5th (19pts)
Boro 0-2 Nottm Forest
53%
17(4)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
47%
16(5)
Lolley (49)
Grabban (77)
S/O Robinson (80)

RR: A crescendo of boos greeted the final whistle which in my opinion was far too complimentary. MOM was Downing whose nearest competitor was a young lass who served me in the concourse who without a single days training at Rockliffe was managing to serve burgers, pints and operate a till simultaneously. Today wasn’t just a bad day at the office, to say that would be to sweep evidence under the carpet. Signs were there at Ipswich despite the scoreline on the night that we can’t dominate and impose ourselves on teams. The eulogy of Wing and Tavernier just grew by several volumes today (and I haven’t commented on the heated “Bamford out and Hugill in” debate a few rows behind me that was in overdrive mode in the dying minutes). Something has changed recently and not for the better, what that something is will be up to TP to identify or perhaps admit to.

TP: The first 20 minutes we were like a bag of potatoes. We’re playing on our home ground in front of a decent crowd and we never, ever looked as though we were at the races and that’s not just one of the players. I’ll take Stewart Downing out of that most probably and say he was head and shoulders above everybody else today. The rest of them were well below par.

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13. Owls comeback kept out of Reach

Pos. 6th (19pts) FRIDAY 19 OCTOBER 2018 Pos. 1st (25pts)
Sheff Wed 1-2 Boro
Reach (82) 51%
14(3)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
49%
15(5)
Besic (49)
Assombalonga (55)

BBC: Redcar Red missed the game at Hillsborough so here’s how the BBC saw it: After a poor first half, Boro hit the Owls with two goals in six early second-half minutes – one beautifully worked, the second self-inflicted and both involving on-loan Everton midfielder Besic. Former Boro man Adam Reach gave his side hope with an 82nd-minute volley from 20 yards. And the visitors had to survive an almighty last-minute scramble on the line in an incident that could have gone either way as bodies piled up like a rugby ruck. The win edged Boro above morning leaders Sheffield United on goal difference heading into Saturday’s fixtures.

TP: The game should have been out of sight. You’re controlling the game and, from nothing, they’ve suddenly got a goal from nowhere and they sniff a chance. In the end, that one stayed on the line. I don’t mind how we kept it out as long as it didn’t cross the line but we should have never been in that position. We have to see games out better. Now we’ve just got to stay level, keep calm and remain competitive. We’ve won a game of football, that’s all. People get too carried away when you win and too carried away when you lose.

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14. Blank Boro ground down

Pos. 1st (26pts) TUESDAY 23 OCTOBER 2018 Pos. 20th (13pts)
Boro 0-0 Rotherham
66%
20(5)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
34%
8(2)

RR: Tony tinkered far too much and the failings of the night rest upon his shoulders and his decisions alone despite Britt’s glaring miss. The continual failure to score at home and the poor tactical shuffle which screwed us on the night will be punished on Saturday against much better opponents than tonight. Strange how we can be top of the league yet upon leaving the Stadium feel almost as bad as when Trashcan was here. Patience wore thin tonight and the fans let their feelings be known. You can fool some of the people some of the time but tonight just stunk the Riverside out and left a bitter taste to boot.

TP: We had 49 crosses – I don’t know how many times we hit the near post. Martin Braithwaite’s chance in the first half, you’ve got to finish those chances and then it’s a different game. The problem we’ve got is the top end of the pitch and I keep saying, we’re getting into really good positions and those opportunities are not being turned into chances.

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15. Randolph rescues outclassed Boro

Pos. 3rd (27pts) SATURDAY 27 OCTOBER 2018 Pos. 6th (25pts)
Boro 1-1 Derby
Bogle (84 o.g.) 41%
10(0)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
59%
18(7)
Friend (19 o.g.)

RR: There was an obvious MOM, Darren Randolph was incredible and single-handedly saved TP and half a dozen of his team mates from a deserved savage outpouring on the final whistle. Excuses about missed chances and so many crosses wear very thin when it is blindingly obvious what the problem is or at least in part. Today the youth of Derby tore us apart and humiliated static, staid footballers who could not live with them let alone cope. We have endured four games now without a Riverside Boro goal apart from Bogle getting TP out of a hole of his own making today. Three points from a possible twelve; this isn’t survival form let alone promotion.

TP: In the first half we started really, really poorly, really on the back foot. We did some work this week about getting up to the ball and we started on the back foot. We got really sloppy and it just gave them the momentum. Randolph has kept us in the game and at 1-0 you’ve always got an opportunity and a chance. Second half, the game wasn’t as fluid but we ground it out. We worked very, very hard.

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EFL Cup Round 1. Wing Wizard’s Magic Strike

WEDNESDAY 31 OCTOBER 2018
Boro 1-0 Palace
Wing (45+3) 37%
12(2)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
63%
14(4)

RR: The game was one of two halves; the first half saw us get at the opposition with pace and tenacity. The second saw us sit tight and defend in numbers defiantly. Statistically we had nine shots to Palaces eight with only one of ours on target but it counted and showed the value of Lewis Wing in breaking deadlocks. MOM is difficult as there were many in Red who merited it. Wing is the obvious one as he scored the winner but for me Tav was the threat, the one wizard that worried Palace when he got on the ball, and the one who provided an outlet. Ayala was great, George Fiend was immense and arguably equally deserves MOM, Batth was solid and dependable and McNair looked a different player to the one of late so fair play to him. Hugill was a real handful and caused problems and when he came on Fletcher showed a new side to his game in getting back defending as did Saville and Gestede in the closing stages to add height at the corners. Braithwaite looked class in the first half and Dimi rolled back the years near the end and I suspect wickedly enjoyed himself. The only negative was the injury to McQueen which looked like a long term one sadly.

TP: The first-half performance was excellent and again we got into a lot of great positions and had opportunities, said Pulis. It takes a wonder goal from Wingy to give us that lead. He’s signed a new contract and I’m really pleased he’s with us. He’s got a long way to go and there’s things that he needs to improve on, but his enthusiasm to play and to want to play and to learn is first class. We’ve got to make sure we encourage that.

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November… W2 : D3 : L0 : F9 : A2 : 5/2pts

16. Goalless in the Potteries

Pos. 15th (21pts) SATURDAY 3 NOVEMBER 2018 Pos. 3rd (28pts)
Stoke 0-0 Boro
62%
13(1)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
38%
11(4)

RR: It ended 0-0, which wasn’t exactly the surprise result of the weekend and kept Boro in third spot at least until Leeds play on Sunday. MOM was between Friend, Clayts and Batth for me but it has to be Batth who was making his first Boro Championship appearance. He was cool as a cucumber all evening and can rightly consider himself harshly treated if Ayala reclaims his place on the basis of this evening’s performance. If only we can sort out the sharp end of this side but how many times have we said that. I do feel however that there is something between Hugill, Wing and Tavernier if given the chance and persevered with.

TP: Finishing has been our Achilles heel, even Tav, who I think has got a fantastic future in front of him, when he goes through, he’s at a very tight angle. When he’s in training, he’d shape and and would pass it with his right foot. If he’d done that, we had two players in the box he could have passed to, and it would have been similar to Sheffield Wednesday, where they’re tapping it in from five yards. I thought Jordan went down far, far too easily a couple of times today. I don’t want that as a manager. That’s not right. I don’t like all that nonsense. That’s got to stop, and he’ll know that now.

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17. Hugill brace Penalises Latic’s

Pos. 2nd (31pts) SATURDAY 10 NOVEMBER 2018 Pos. 16th (20pts)
Boro 2-0 Wigan
Hugill (38 pen, 44) 42%
19(4)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
58%
13(1)

RR: We won two nil; it was an unconvincing start, a decent bit of pressure followed and two welcome goals and all in all a happy ending to the first half. The second half is best forgotten about and was worryingly similar to the Rotherham game. Despite winning it still didn’t feel like any corners have been turned and yet incredibly we are second in the division. MOM is a difficult one as there were no stand outs, Clayts was his usual influential self, Fry was excellent in saving our blushes twice early on and put in a solid display at RB, Friend was flying down the wing without the safety of his mask and Downing was taking on defenders. All OK but nothing great or outstanding so for his two goals and all round efforts it goes to Jordan Hugill.

TP: I was really pleased that Jordan got the two goals. What people have missed, and I’ve said it before, is that the lad went from Preston to West Ham and was never involved in any football at all in the Premier League. Then in pre-season he got an injury, so he hasn’t really done anything for six months. He came here really cold, his fitness levels were nowhere near those of the rest of the group, but he’s worked really hard and, in the last few games, we’ve seen some good signs. The great thing about him is that he’s got that little bit of steel about him. He’s a local lad and he’s desperate to do well for this football club.

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18. Tavernier stings Bee Keeper

Pos. 15th (21pts) SATURDAY 24 NOVEMBER 2018 Pos. 2nd (34pts)
Brentford 1-2 Boro
Judge (75) 58%
17(9)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
32%
11(4)
Hugill (56)
Tavernier (61)

RR: Despite the late Brentford onslaught Boro held on for all three points and jump back into second spot again two points behind Norwich.Job done even if it was a bit of a rollercoaster at times, MOM had a few contenders, Randolph for his save, Tavernier for his goal and overall game, George Friend for his endeavours in the first half but once again it has to be Clayts for fighting, battling, never giving up and never giving in.

TP: This is a very difficult place to come, it’s a very tight ground and they move the ball around really well. They are a good side so this is a very good win. Once we were two up I thought we could have consolidated and looked to add to it, but we fell back a little and that allowed them to get back into the game which was disappointing. But we were resilient, well organised and always posed a threat going forward, so I can’t complain too much about the outcome.

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19. Tav trumps Tony’s tactical torpidity

Pos. 15th (22pts) TUESDAY 27 NOVEMBER 2018 Pos. 3rd (35pts)
Preston 1-1 Boro
Browne (43) 64%
13(4)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
36%
11(3)
Tavernier (46)

RR: Seeing the positives, two away games in quick succession yielding an average of two points a game is good form but the worry is that had Gestede not picked up an injury we would have likely lost that game and perhaps by a damaging margin so poor were the tactics, organisation, set-up and selection. Let’s hope lessons have been learned and we get back to basics against Villa. Despite the four points from two away games our defence has been uncomfortably overly reliant on Randolph of late and looks far from the lock-out kings of the EFL. The midfield didn’t function tonight but it’s hard to pin the blame solely with them given the shuffling both there and at the back, over-thinking nearly cost us a point that could prove crucial come May.

TP: We take a point, and we’ve taken four points from two away games at Brentford and Preston, who are the form team at the moment, especially at home. It’s always difficult going to Brentford. Four points, it’s not too bad. It’s the second one on the bounce, and it’s the second one where we have to travel and bed the lads down again and we didn’t get much time. I’m really pleased again with the effort, but there’s certain things we didn’t do that we did the other Saturday, but having said that I still think we deserved what we got.

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December… W2 : D1 : L3 : F5 : A7 : 7/18pts

20. Bolasie batters bruised Boro

Pos. 3rd (35pts) SATURDAY 1 DECEMBER 2018 Pos. 8th (31pts)
Boro 0-3 Aston Villa
42%
10(3)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
58%
21(8)
Chester (20)
Abraham (64)
Whelan (83)

RR: This Villa team scores goals under Smith but they also concede and have a Keeper who has a trick in him but somehow the normally dependable Randolph picked up that bug tonight (which was about the only thing he did pick up cleanly). Prior to the game I had been reading about how great the team spirit is and how the camaraderie is top notch with the players turning up for training in fancy dress. I would like to suggest that the pantomime tactics stop and next week they turn up dressed as footballers because it looked distinctly like familiarity breeding contempt or abject confusion.

TP: On the day we weren’t good enough, not bright enough. Right from the start, Marcus Tavernier ran round the wrong side of Jordan, and from that moment on we didn’t look bright enough, didn’t play as well as we can do. The difference against these teams, every player has to be on it. They were better than us. Full stop. People can have a go at Randolph, others, I am not. We look at the league, and we look at today and we got beaten badly. I can pick holes in everything, from the back to the front. I am not going to because I don’t think they deserve it.

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21. Britt’s best thaws Besic brain freeze

Pos. 6th (36pts) SATURDAY 8 DECEMBER 2018 Pos. 11th (30pts)
Boro 1-1 Blackburn
Assombalonga (62)
S/O Besic (21)
34%
12(5)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
66%
15(5)
Mulgrew (22)

RR: Shotton returning was a huge plus and his re appearance today was both timely and impressive. Hugill and Britt looked a handful together and whether it was because of the ten men mentality or just the additional body to create a foil up front, for the first time they looked a real formidable and credible offering. Besic should be under strict instructions to track no further back than the half way line, his self-belief is several levels greater than his actual ability. MOM for me was Ayala with Shotton a hairsbreadth in second spot but Dani did stop a few nailed on opportunities in both halves without which we would have been dead and buried. Britt’s goal was the first from outside the box this season ending the dubious only 100% such record in the Championship.

TP: The referee doesn’t send him off – it’s the fourth official and the linesman on our side. I’ll say it now – Besic does pull his shirt. But I believe our goalkeeper was getting to the ball first before their lad. I think it’s a yellow card, not a sending off. How they make that decision from that distance and a decision that ultimately changed the game is beyond me.

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22. Rangers Reffing pains pointless Pulis

Pos. 13th (31pts) SATURDAY 15 DECEMBER 2018 Pos. 6th (36pts)
QPR 2-1 Boro
Wzsolek (4)
Wells (60)
49%
17(2)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
51%
8(1)
Saville (51)

RR: More puzzling tactics and again nothing to show for it as Boro succumbed to their second away defeat of the season. I can’t award a MOM award in what was really poor and unconvincing fayre. Things were very reminiscent of this time last year when the Manager just didn’t seem to know what he had or how he wanted them to perform. Apart from Saville’s goal I can’t recall Lumley being tested at all. How we hope to get promoted by sitting deep defending from the off and no longer with a resolute defence to rely on but with no attacking threat whatsoever can only end one way. It seems that Boro fans are once more having to watch an intransigent, defiant Manager sticking to failing tactics have that all too familiar Groundhog day feeling.

TP: We need a few breaks. We certainly don’t need decisions going against us like they did today. We had an incident in their box, from a corner, where Assombalonga is actually rugby-tackled down and the referee is just five yards away from it and doesn’t give it. Then we’ve got an incident in the second half where an offside is given but their player had touched the ball last, so Jonny Howson is 100 per cent not offside. Not only does he give offside, but the goalkeeper then takes it from the edge of the box from a rolling position when the incident has happened 25 yards away. We had four or five players then past the ball when they scored the second goal. It’s got to be an even playing field. The referee has got to look at those and we’ll see what he says.

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EFL Cup Quarter-Final. Pulis goes for a Burton

TUESDAY 18 DECEMBER 2018
Boro 0-1 Burton
63%
8(3)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
37%
11(2)
Hesketh (48)

RR: The whistle went and I suspect with it quite possibly Tony Pulis’ tenure on Teesside as loud boos from the 17,000 or so home fans echoed around the Riverside on an evening that even edged out Southgate’s Cardiff Cup Tie. Everything that has been wrong and that has gone wrong over the last few weeks was repeatedly magnified. All the flaws and known weaknesses were laid bare in glorious Technicolour. Ultra-cautious nerves allied to negative tactics and a distinct lack of pace and an opposing Coach who wasn’t afraid to attack, change tactics and then sit deep and hang on to what they had justly earned sealed our fate. In fairness Burton thoroughly deserved their win. MOM, yer jokin aren’t yer!

TP: They started better than us in the first five minutes and then we got hold of the game, got a good grip of the game and we had four opportunities where we are through with just the goalkeeper in front of us. What summed it up was Flinty’s miss in the second half. How he’s missed that, goodness knows. I’m desperately disappointed.

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23. Friend fires binary Boro victory

Pos. 21st (19pts) SATURDAY 22 DECEMBER 2018 Pos. 4th (39pts)
Reading 0-1 Boro
57%
12(4)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
43%
18(6)
Friend (77)

RR: There were many questions on tactics, selections and performance at the Madejski Stadium but importantly we left with all three points and it was far from convincing. MOM for me was Johnny Howson but a special mention for McNair who came on and put in his best performance since arriving at Boro and for Randolph who kept us in it. With two fortuitous Penalty claims going our way this was far from a resounding away win and could have very easily ended far differently. Playing a lone Striker against a very poor side and then keeping to the same format but with different personnel did not go down well. The result was the right one but the manner of it did little to convince or sway growing sceptical attitudes.

TP: When things are going well, everyone gets too excited. When things aren’t going well, everyone gets down in the dumps. Week in, week out, it’s tough and it’s hard. But we’ve got an honest group. We need to add to it because there’s a lack of real pace and power that we need to find. If we can do that, then we’ll push on and we’ll be fine. If we don’t, then every game is going to be a tough one.

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24. The Pulis that stole Christmas

Pos. 5th (39pts) WEDNESDAY 26 DECEMBER 2018 Pos. 16th (30pts)
Boro 0-1 Sheff Wed
56%
12(3)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
44%
4(2)
Reach (20)

RR: As for what happens now and what the club should do is open for much debate. No doubt TP will point to the restrictions in his squad and diabolically poor recruitment but whilst they are absolutely genuine charges to be levelled at Steve Gibson and his senior club management team the selection and tactics are down to Tony Pulis. Neither Steve Gibson nor the Recruitment incompetents decide that Britt Assombalonga can operate as an isolated lone striker, they don’t decide to play against a struggling opponent at home and line up as though they were facing Barcelona with an overkill of slow defenders and midfielders. Today was the worst of everything and not for the first time this season, any slight improvement came about as a reaction to the negative failure of Pulis’s preferred methodology and favourites. As unbalanced and poor as the squad may be in certain areas it is ridiculous, futile and unprofessional to force square pegs into round holes instead of playing to the strengths and abilities of what you do actually have to work with. The continued omission of the likes of Wing and Tav in favour of non-productive expensively assembled flops was laid bare this afternoon as the lone Striker insistence failed yet again and yet again failed miserably.

TP: I thought we started brightly enough and got into some great positions. They got their goal with their first shot on target. One or two of the lads dropped their heads a little bit, and didn’t play with the brightness and confidence that they should do. In the second half, we had a go. The team worked hard in the second half, they gave it everything. The majority of them really showed some character and kept going.

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25. Boro double eases tension

Pos. 5th (42pts) SATURDAY 29 DECEMBER 2018 Pos. 24th (15pts)
Boro 2-0 Ipswich
Hugill (37 pen)
Tavernier (72)
42%
19(9)
POSSESSION
SHOTS (on target)
58%
6(4)

RR: The game was dire in the first half, improved from a Boro perspective in the second and when Tav came on we played our best football. Friend was solid and put in some immense challenges and got some good crosses in. Howson was lively and alert down the right and caused problems and Wing was playing intelligent balls for Howson to both run into and onto instead of those dull midfield passes to standing targets. MOM for me was Howson but Randolph kept us in it and Friend was impressive, Wing was a breath of fresh thinking and Tav scored again!

TP: It was a good result, I thought the players played well but, again, we could have scored more goals. But the two goals that we get, we’ve had easier chances, but it’s a great win and I’m really pleased for the lads. We’re in the top six, we’ve got an opportunity now to add to the squad in the transfer window and push on. I think the way the lads kept going, at 1-0 we had a couple of chances, we should have had a penalty again that we don’t get, it was more a penalty than the first one, but in the end we could have scored three or four. I’m really pleased for them and the confidence is important.

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All bets on hold as pre-season promotion favourites meet

OK, it’s not quite the early doors top-of-the-table encounter the bookies had lead us to believe it would be, but nevertheless the outcome of tonight’s game will potentially leave the respective supporters waiting on the promotion platform to declare their season is either full-steam ahead, safely on-track or completely derailed. Boro will be optimistic of getting a result tonight but maybe we’re getting ideas above our station after seeing off the bottom club at the weekend – though Villa only shared a goalless draw at home to second-bottom Brentford on Saturday and have won just one game this season, 4-2 at home to Norwich after losing their previous two against Cardiff and Reading.

A second successive away win for Boro could put them on the edge of one of the automatic spots and seven points ahead of their potential promotion rivals – leaving the Villa board to enter the much over-booked claret and blue, panic-button adorned bunker, recently vacated by the Palace chairman and ahead of the not so happy Hammers decision makers waiting in the queue. However, a victory for Villa would put them just one point behind Boro as both clubs would find themselves coupled together in mid-table like a pair of slow coaches waiting for a head of steam to materialise.

Steve Bruce has seemingly managed once again to get off to the kind of start his club were neither expecting or wanting from him. Perhaps he just neglected to read the Villa club badge since he arrived – which simply proclaims ‘Prepared’ – though it doesn’t state what they are prepared for, failure? disappointment? You wonder if he’ll be given much longer as the supporters appear to have run out of patience on the forums I glanced at. Some had even suggested he’ll be jettisoned after they are beaten by Boro with one less than optimistic individual predicting a 6-0 win for us, which I’m quite willing to accept as our part of the deal.

Anyway, Boro’s current red hot property Adama Traore returns to his old club tonight, though apparently he only actually made one league start before being injured and out of the picture – so it won’t be that familiar surroundings for him. No doubt he will be keen to show them his new found collection of skills, such as passing, looking up and assisting. One hopes he doesn’t do an ‘Assombalonga at Forest’ and lets the occasion cloud his new found judgement – but in the end Adama only really has one gear – Fast and furious with the turbo on max!

There’s no point in Garry Monk trying to out-think or out-bluff Steve Bruce with regard to Traore as the only plan to stop would involve double, tripple or quadruple marking him. Which is fine, even if it works it will leave gaps for our other forwards to exploit instead – besides, Bolton failed to stop him on his first assist with five players left in his wake.

However, we shouldn’t get carried away and expect Adama will be blasting away defences every week – Boro need to also build on their more solid feel against Bolton, though the Trotters still had three decent chances to score and the Boro manager needs to ensure we don’t get caught out so often. Incidentally, Boro have the third meanest defence in the league with only Leeds and Preston conceding one fewer goal with two each – so for all the talk of attacking players it’s business as usual in terms of a solid base.

Although Downing is potentially up against one of his old clubs, I’d be tempted to avoid the sentimental return and opt for Bamford instead. It may well be that clever mind of Bamford can exploit the space that may result from Villa trying to shackle Adama – plus he hasn’t really deserved to be left on the bench for the last two games. No doubt Assombalonga will keep his place and perhaps having Johnson on the left would give them something else to worry about other than Traore – the left side for Boro at the weekend was greatly ignored for much of the game until our new signing came on and perhaps we shouldn’t over rely on one weapon. Though that would mean Baker dropping out in favour of Bamford playing in the more conventional number ten role if Marvin get the nod on the left.

It would be no surprise to see Clayton and Leadbitter resume where they left off as I can’t think Monk will make a change on that successful pairing any time soon (OK when Clayton gets booked). As for defence, Monk may be tempted to rest Fry and give Shotton his first taste of action but that would be a big call if anything went wrong as there doesn’t appear to be a pressing need to disrupt the central pairing. George was replaced by Fabio at left-back at the weekend and whilst the Brazilian looked better going forward, Friend does seem to me to offer more in own box when we are defending – it may depend on the game-plan as to which one starts.

So will Boro start like an express train and shunt Villa towards the relegation places or will our promotion hopes be on a replacement bus service heading towards mid-table. As usual, your predictions on score, scorers and team selection – plus will Adama score his first goal for Boro against his old club?

Monk heads back to drawing board to chalk up away win

After the disappointing display at home to Preston last time out, Garry Monk has had plenty of time over the international break to revisit his mental chalkboard and envisage what his most effective combinations on the pitch are. Surely Boro will see a trip to the bottom-of-the-table Trotters as an opportunity to flex (or reflex) their promotion credentials as the players go fishing for points in an attempt to address their year-long empty haul on the road. Whether it requires a back to the drawing board approach for the Boro manager or a return to the system that was working in most parts with just a tweak or two is the call that needs making.

The foamless fingers pointed after the last home game by the supporters were squarely aimed at the apparent hasty change in formation with an awkward unbalanced team selection. It didn’t appear on first reading to play to the strengths of the squad and there was little in the performance to suggest it had been something worked on to any significant degree. Most would be happy if the manager’s experiment before the break was simply filed away under cunning plans that even Baldrick would have dismissed.

Up until Preston there were embryonic signs that a front three of Assombalonga, Bamford and Gestede each offered something different with the ability to link-up together for periods during games. However, it is the midfield which has proven to be a difficult berth to fill, with Forshaw and Howson often starting but not really delivering any oomph. It appeared to leave Clayton to fill the breach and try to tidy up, as well as providing cover in his occasional back-three slot. In the process of executing this role he has been picking up cards faster than blackjack croupier on a busy night in Vegas, with four yellows in five games. If this cautionary trend continues he is on course for a theoretical recording-breaking 36 cards this season – a total that will only be curtailed by the lengthy bans he’ll incur along the way as he becomes well acquainted the disciplinary panel.

It’s entirely possible that Monk may be tempted to re-introduce the familiar double-act of Clayton and Leadbitter once more in a bid to shore up the midfield – but whether it will be in their historic roles of a midfield shield is debatable and perhaps two weeks on the training pitch may have resulted in more creative options. Lewis Baker has shown that he’s comfortable on the ball and an advanced midfield playmaker role looks to put him ahead of other possibilities – especially given his two-footed attributes and ability to strike a ball.

Though one change in attack has been forced upon Monk with news that Rudy Gestede has suffered complications from a ‘freak’ dead-leg and is facing a lengthy spell on the sidelines. The big Benin forward has featured prominently this season with four starts after coming on as a sub in the opening game and there is no obvious physical like-for-like replacement unless Dimi has developed some additional skills while waiting for his chance to wear the gloves again.

It may be hard for many who grew up with the culture of the dead-leg being the playground retribution of choice for minor slights and indiscretions from those who ran the dinner-money extortion rackets – though I’ve no recollection of it being a long-term injury that kept a fellow classmate out of action for more than an hour. Indeed it seemed infinitely preferably to a one-sided game of ‘bloody knuckles’ with a fresh pack of playing cards for the enforced entertainment of the rather bored school psychopath Smudger ‘Giz-a-penny’ Smith on wet Monday lunchtime.

So I suspect with Gestede we’re not talking about the innocuous dead-leg of our youth, but given the need for him to have had a minor op, my fully unqualified internet doctor’s diagnosis is that it’s perhaps more likely a Grade 3 Intramuscular Quadriceps Contusion, to give it the full medical seriousness. Basically, the muscle is crushed against the thigh bone causing a soft-tissue tear within the sheath and the swelling will persists for more than 2-3 days as the fluid is unable to escape (other more expert second opinions are available). The prognosis for such an injury is between 3-12 weeks for full recovery along with a lot of pain and discomfort – so let’s wish Rudy a speedy recovery and he may now regret not handing over his dinner money to that discreetly unnamed team-mate with the rather bony knee.

Luckily Boro have a good depth to their squad to compensate for the loss of players – though there’s always the risk that having too much competition for places may ultimately give an undue edge to training as fringe players try to impress the boss. Perhaps with nearly two-weeks of an international break for the players to experiment with novel ways to kill time some may have drawn inspiration from the pre-silicon chip pastimes of a bygone era. Still, at least there was no news of any missing toes due to an over-exuberant game of ‘knifey’ as the conditioning team perked up the groin-stretching exercises with some retro bonding – though one wonders what the missing digit count would be if the wayward throwing Barragan hadn’t have been shipped out.

For the uninitiated, the game involved throwing a knife towards your opponents legs so that it stuck in the ground. The opponent then moves their foot to the point the knife was stuck (nicely working those hamstrings) and then threw it back in an attempt to make it stick in the ground outside the reach of the opponent. The game ended when the opponent simply wasn’t able to spread their legs to reach the knife or the often partially rusty sharp projectile missed the ground and stuck in the opponent. Perhaps on reflection MFC’s health and safety regime would possibly frown on such innovations to warm-up routines.

So does the loss of Gestede and the still injured Braithwaite require a major rethink at the sharp end? There have been calls in some quarters for Bamford to reprise his role as Boro’s number nine and in theory he’d be a good finisher – but I believe there is now a much more creative element to his game that perhaps would be under-utilised leading the line. Though ideally some form of rotation among the front three (should it remain a front three) would allow Paddy to continue in displaying his range of talents. It’s possible that new signing Marvin Johnson may get the nod on the left attack – though there are plenty of options still available with either Tavernier or even Downing capable of the role.

Whether Adama has got his head cleared after his Preston no-show is unclear – though much will depend on what if anything is actually going on in his head when he takes to the pitch. He must realise that opportunities to impress will need to be taken and he was almost starting to look convincing before he stuck his head out of the transfer window and took a little breath of Lille air. Will he be another Gaston with his mind elsewhere? if so will we notice the difference? Incidentally, the former Uruguayan spoke of the Teesside climate in a recent Italian interview, claiming there were perhaps 15 warm days during his stay at Boro – clearly an exaggeration that does him no favours as from my recollection such a sustained heatwave hasn’t been witnessed since 1976.

Something else that may need explaining to Traore is the concept of the shoulder charge – I’ve noted on several occasions his propensity to flatten an opponent by thrusting his ample deltoid muscle between their shoulder blades, leaving them to gingerly wipe away the grass stains from their forehead whilst he turns innocently to the ref pointing repeatedly at his shoulder. A shoulder charge is meant to be shoulder to shoulder – it’s not your shoulder against any part of your opponents anatomy. Though, he’s not alone in giving away unnecessary fouls – Boro have been on the high end of fouls conceded and many of those have been due to needless challenges with no hope of winning the ball in areas of the pitch that were no threat to our goal. These fouls have often given the opposition time to regroup, relieve the pressure and wind down the clock – we just need to show a bit more patience and composure.

Our opponents on Saturday have not had a good start to the season and have lost both of their home games narrowly to Leeds and Derby, picking up just two draws on the road at Millwall and Birmingham. You would think if Boro put them under pressure and got an early goal the crowd would start to murmur and their players would feel the pressure. Though this is the Championship and we still need to avoid complacency as despite the Trotters being thumped 4-0 at Hull last time out, they’ve always been in the other games. Manager Phil Parkinson won promotion last season as Bolton finished runners-up and the club are perhaps still re-adjusting to the next level – plus old boys David Wheater and Andrew Taylor will no doubt be keen to impress and show that Stewie is not the only academy veteran with something more to give.

It may well be that Garry Monk will surprise us once more as there is often a inclination for managers to over-think if given enough time in which to do it. Perhaps the arrival of Shotton will have emboldened the Boro boss to go for his three at the back and use Christie and Johnson as genuine wing-backs. The risk for Monk is that he can’t afford another botched tactical change so soon after Preston and in theory Boro should be able to out-class Bolton without the need for anything new or fancy. He may first revisit his 4-3-3 and try to bank some points before opening his playbook – it’s going to be a long season and he may choose to keep the powder from his chalkboard dry for now.

So will Boro Chalk up their first win on the road this season and put themselves back in contention or will Bolton run their fingers down the tactical blackboard and fray our nerves as our promotion aspirations screech to a halt. As usual your predictions on scorer, scorers and team selection – plus will Clayton be left with a five-card trick and an early ban.

Garry Monk hoping for a quiet deadline day at the office

The excitement is over and Boro supporters straining their necks to catch a glimpse of a last minute shock transfer should move along – there’s nothing to see here! It seems the club have all but concluded their business for this summer’s transfer window as squad tidying-up deals for central defender Ryan Shotton and Oxford winger Marvin Johnson are being finalised at Rockliffe. Whether Steve Gibson believes he has got a League-smashing squad is perhaps something he may be pondering and it’s not unusual for the Boro chairman to present his manager with a late gift on deadline day – wanted or otherwise! Perhaps there still is that mystery signing he’s keeping a secret from the local media.

New recruit Shotton has been no doubt pulling his exuberant hair out waiting for the signal to wash and go from Harry Redknapp for a few weeks now as the Birmingham boss has made him wait until the eleventh hour after they finally signed a replacement – so let’s hope he’s worth it!  Johnson however appears to have been off the radar of most Boro watchers and at around £2-3m the 26-year old may not be of the expected stature most had desired – though he at least does have some quality tattoos to rival Clayton. It may well be that both are joining the party (promotion or otherwise) as options for cover rather than likely starters.

As it stands with 24 hours left to the shutters coming down over the transfer window, Garry Monk and the club have moved on Martin de Roon, Gaston Ramirez, Christian Stuani, Viktor Fischer, Bernado Espinosa, Antonio Barragan, Alex Baptiste, James Husband and Carlos de Pena – to add to the already departed Victor Valdes, Brad Guzan, Alvaro Negredo and Calum Chambers – plus the Jordan Rhodes loan became a permanent deal. In doing so they have banked not an inconsiderable sum of money – perhaps as much as £40m and no doubt substantially trimmed the wage bill too. With all the new additions this has still left the Boro manager with a sizable first-team squad of around 24-26 players – will the club try to squeeze another one into the dressing room?

Player Nationality Notes
GOALKEEPERS
Darren Randolph Rep. Ireland from West Ham – £5m
Dimi Konstantopoulos Greece new 12 month Contract
Tomas Mejias Spain
DEFENDERS
George Friend (LB) England
Fábio (LB/RB) Brazil
Ben Gibson (CB) England
Daniel Ayala (CB) Spain
Dael Fry (CB) England
Ryan Shotton (CB/RB) England from Birmingham – £3m
Cyrus Christie (RB) Rep. Ireland from Derby – undisclosed fee
Connor Roberts (RB) Wales from Swansea – loan
DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDERS
Grant Leadbitter England
Adam Clayton England
Adam Forshaw England
Adlène Guedioura Algeria training with U23s
Jonny Howson England from Norwich – undisclosed fee
ATTACKING MIDFIELDERS
Lewis Baker England from Chelsea – loan
Stewart Downing England
Marcus Tavernier England promoted from U23s
Adama Traoré Spain
Marvin Johnson England from Oxford – £2.5m
FORWARDS
Patrick Bamford England
Martin Braithwaite Denmark from Toulouse – £9m
Ashley Fletcher England from West Ham – £6.5m
Rudy Gestede Benin
Britt Assombalonga DR Congo from Forest – £15m

So has the business and all the cobwebs left by the last regime been done and dusted? There may still remain a few loose ends that need either tying up, untethering or firmly and tightly binding to the Riverside gates. Brentford’s Jota appeared to have been strongly linked with Boro until rumours that his wife seemingly preferred the shopping of Fulham and Chelsea rather than that catered for at Teesside Park – though the temptation of a special deal on leggings at Sports Direct has not provided much sway in the Jota household. Does that mean Boro no longer need a playmaker? Well with Bamford, Braithwaite and possibly Downing now eyeing the number ten role, perhaps it may have been too much competition for places to keep a happy squad – though Bamford and Braithewait have other positions they can be kept happy in, plus Downing knew he was not Monk’s first choice anyway. Though with Jota only valued at £5m by Boro, it didn’t really shout that he was to be the missing piece in what looks like jigsaw without a definite picture. If the team was missing such a vital component then I suspect it would have been addressed far earlier in the window – perhaps Jota was just a desirable option to add to the plethora of other attacking options that Monk needs to quickly make sense of as a unit.

As for Stewart Downing, well he was initially shown the door when the Boro manager arrived at the club, but after nearly two months clinging to the transfer window-ledge by his fingertips with Harry tugging at his ankles, Monk has seemingly been impressed by his desire to hang on at Boro and has re-opened the door and pulled him back inside the fold. Following a late introduction in the Carabao Cup, the new improved dynamic Downing’s rehabilitation was completed when he came off the bench against Preston and manifested his desire with an energetic cameo that had been lacking from his team-mates.

Whether all that was merely window dressing to encourage the not so flush poker-faced Redknapp to show his hand and accept the deal on the table seems unlikely at this late stage. In fact the Boro manager may feel the former academy graduate may still offer his team something extra in the short to medium term. Interestingly, the strategy of including players in the first XI in order to encourage potential suitors to find their voice and match Boro’s valuation has proven successful with both Gaston and de Roon having appeared from the outside to be integral to Monk’s plans until the buyer cleared their throat and coughed up.

However, recent noises from the club seem to suggest that the laws-of-physics-defying Adama Traore is not the latest to have been showcased in the first team to remind those who coveted his lightening speed that he’s the real deal and not a simulation. Football’s closest facsimile to a Matrix character has been leaving his opponents trailing behind in his blurred pixels with his more recent cameos and there have been signs that our very own cyberpunk is secretly developing a end-product too. Whilst Boro have stopped short from having him warm-up in a full-length black leather coat, it appears the club may have consulted the Oracle to ask whether he is the ‘One’ or if selling him would be a slow-motion bullet dodged.

Though I’m sure many of the Riverside faithful would be sorely disappointed to lose their adrenaline fix if a move was sanctioned just at the point those bio-electric signals underneath his blond mane appear to have engaged with other like-minded footballing synapses. If everything clicks into place for Adama then Boro won’t be fending of the likes of Lille with their raised bid of 15m Euros or even Pounds Sterling – it will be Europe’s big guns with their even bigger wallets who will come calling next as Teesside becomes the centre of a bidding war.

In the meantime, the Preston absentee has apparently been told to ‘knuckle-down’ (perhaps different words were actually used) and forget about moving to this ‘once-grimy industrial metropolis’ (as Lonely Planet described Lille) in northern France and concentrate instead on getting the club from a once-smoggy industrial metropolis in northern England promoted. Anyway, it’s not as if Boro have had any previous bad experiences after rejecting a £15m bid for their Spanish-speaking mercurial talent who had failed to turn up for a game towards the end of the transfer window? Hang on, I think I’ve just had that deja vu feeling again…

One player who definitely won’t be leaving is Ben Gibson and as we speak Garry Monk has no doubt been practising his range of knots as he hopes to bind his defensive linchpin to the club to deter late bidders. The club have emphatically declared Ben is not for sale and will hopefully resist all possible scenarios to weaken their resolve… Excuse me, Citeh have offered how much? No way that doesn’t even get Tony Pullis a ‘thanks for your enquiry’ before Steve Gibson hangs up… Say again, Citeh have upped their bid to as much as that? Still there absolutely no way we’ll be selling him… What’s that, Citeh have found another £20m? We’d always planned to let Ben leave for a top six side for the good of his career and we’re confident that Ryan Shotton will be a more than adequate replacement – OK, whilst it’s not ideal that Ayala broke down in training this morning but we’re going to do our best to bring in two centre-backs in the next hour before the window closes… Yes we’re pleased to announce Woody has decided to come out of retirement and is looking forward to the challenge!

So the summer has seen a radical overhaul of the Boro squad and on balance it’s been a very good window for the club as they’ve realised the value on their salable assets and moved on most of those that were surplus to requirement. OK, Guedioura remains and unless he suddenly attracts the attention of a stalker who is prepared to track him down on Algerian international duty, then in the Boro U23s he shall remain. As for Downing’s aborted exit, it seems Monk blinked first (or was persuaded to blink by his advocates) – Stewie didn’t want to make it easy to be shifted and once the manager had brought him back and actually played him, he knew there was an opportunity to see out his contract at his home-town club. The reality now is only a bid by a Premier League club would make him even entertain a move away from Teesside.

There are still doubts on the overall make-up of the squad and whether it has enough creativity, width or pace. But it would be a big ask to have addressed every issue at the same time as moving on a dozen players and replacing them all with ideal candidates. There surely is enough talent in the squad for Boro to at least make the play-offs, but should we expect our new manager or indeed any manager to oversee such change and blend a team together in a matter of an instance? Even the great managers needed time and Garry Monk is certainly not had anything like a managerial career to qualify for such accolades as yet. Five games into his tenure some supporters are already doubting Garry Monk’s ability as the right man for the job after a stuttering start – but until Boro hire the genius of all managers who can make over 20 changes to his squad and start off by winning every game I expect we’ll have to put up with an imperfect world.

Anyway, will we get a pleasant surprise on deadline day or perhaps a nasty shock is awaiting us instead? Many, including the manager, would probably settle for a rather boring day at the office with nothing major to decide on other than tea or coffee. We shall no doubt see what awaits but feel free to speculate up until the transfer clock stops ticking!

Monk refuses to pander to league smashing expectations

Whilst it may have been the briefest of briefings at just under six minutes, Garry Monk dropped a bombshell in his Preston pre-match conference yesterday that left many who were there stunned – in answer to a seemingly innocent question from a none-Gazette journalist he calmly announced that ‘smashing the Championship was not possible’. Yes the chairman’s dream is over before he’d barely had time to allow his alpha-wave inducing extra-cheese parmo to kick in. Instead, the iconoclastic manager simply said they ‘want to do well’ with a deadpan delivery deader than dead buffalo on a can of Carabao, which belied the enormity of what he’d just said. Though what possessed him to crack under the intense media scrutiny at only question two is unclear and it no doubt will set pavlovian alarm bells ringing at the club as they nervously begin to anticipate the early warning signs of a Karanka-esque style meltdown.

It seems those carefully crafted chants together with the 30m long banner proclaiming ‘We’re gonna Smash the League’ that the Red Faction have so painstakingly produced will need to be binned – to be replaced instead by the hastily penned ‘We’re gonna do well! we’re gonna do well! EI-EI-EO We’re gonna do well’ which will thankfully be more in tune with Monk’s sentiments. All of which means the issue has been finally put to bed and we can now all concentrate on not by how much we should win the league but by whether Boro are on track to be possible contenders.

As Monk learns to deal with the forensic grilling from the media pack that are normally reserved for zoo keepers with a potentially pregnant panda in their care, he will perhaps regret not holding out for a freedom of information request before spilling the beans on his lack of a plan to smash the Championship. Incidentally, it’s reassuring to see our democratically elected friends north of the border using their full legislative powers to ascertain the possible expectant nature of a panda – the Scottish people will no doubt sleep safely in the knowledge that they are being governed with such diligence. Though perhaps it probably won’t be too long before Boots see the market opportunity and start stocking the ‘Freedom of Information Home Pregnancy Kit’ so that ordinary people can be similarly informed and avoid an unnecessary faux pas when they are unsure whether the neighbour across the road has just overdone it with the Ben and Jerry’s.

Despite Boro still not firing on all cylinders, particularly in the engine room, there are indications that there is a very good team gradually being assembled and tuned by those at the club. There can be few complaints at the skill in which the unwanted have been moved out and replaced by players that meet Monk’s more dynamic requirements. Neil Bausor and his team have performed almost faultlessly in obtaining good value for those that needed to be moved on and have used their financial muscle astutely to secure their main targets. On top of that the manager and his coaching team seem to have helped transform players like Gestede, Bamford and Adama into more rounded individuals that work well with those around them. Whether they have been enthused by his more pragmatic approach to playing the game is a possibility but we now see players on the pitch with a smile on their face. Though to be fair the regular sight of Negredo’s countenance last season would have made most people unwilling to express anything other than pain and suffering out of respect to his grief at being 50m away from his nearest team-mate.

Such is the strength of the Boro squad that has been assembled, Gary Monk has the kind of selection problems that most managers in the Championship lie awake at night wishing they could only dream of. His near enough second string XI put in the kind of performance last Tuesday against Scunthorpe that would have left some wondering if his main priority was indeed to smash the Carabao Cup and lift the iconic Bufflo-skulled green ribbon adorned trophy – providing the organisers remember to bring it back from the top of a Beijing sky-scraper or wherever the shiny object is being flaunted in front of cash-rich Asian businessmen of course.

So the problem now faced by Monk is whom amongst his two teams should he select for his First XI? We can start from the back in making that judgement, primarily because it’s easier. Randolph is an easy pick and there is no reason not to continue with Ben and Dael either, as Fry has looked assured in every game. Christie has some defensive issues but they are outweighed by his attacking ability and he also has a dangerous long throw that Barragan would have given his right arm for (the loss of which would probably have had limited effect on his overall throwing ability). Fabio put in his usual energetic performance in midweek and seems to offer more than Friend – but despite George’s lack of end product he has shown signs of improvement and it may be premature to bench him just yet.

It’s in the midfield where the real decisions need to be made, Forshaw has not looked anything like the player he started last season as (when he was even being touted for an England call-up) and he seems to still have a Premier League hangover and suffering from incurable square-pass syndrome. The new recruit of Howson has also not seen him really impose himself on a game yet and is not quite fulfilling the dynamic midfield role required from him. Chelsea loanee Baker has looked better with each game and his performance in midweek with his well-taken goal indicates he’s ready for a start. Also starring midweek was Leadbitter, back to his dominant best and by most accounts ran the show – Boro need this leadership in the middle of the park and although doubts over his age and fitness have been muted, he’s still only 31, which is not exactly ancient. Besides, losing a bit of pace is not a bad thing if it encourages a player to seek out a pass rather than go it alone.

Clayton seems integral to how Monk wants to play with him dropping back to make a back three when the fullbacks push forward and also covering a run from any of the centre-backs. However, set-piece duty is not his forte and one wonders if he only got the job because he mastered the hand signals – though to the uninitiated observer many of the gestures appear to be a portent of what is come – the single raised hand (sorry guys), the two raised arms (easy catch for the keeper) and my particular favourite the holding of the head with both hands (this is going to be embarrassing). At least with Leadbitter and particularly Baker on the pitch he can ‘share’ the load and concentrate on his covering duties.

Attack is an area where Boro have an embarrassment of riches and a lot of pace and power to boot and discussing the merits of each candidate would probably be an article in it’s own right – so I’ll stick to my preferred option, which I’ve probably changed my mind about twice while typing this sentence. If Adama plays anything like his last two appearances then he’s going to frighten defenders to the point they won’t stray far from their box – plus he’s his own warm-up act for the crowd too. Assombalonga will score and should have scored a hat-trick last week but for the occasion – so no point in not picking him at home to a beatable team. Also if Bamford’s fit then he’s shown he has the potential to be our new Gaston with plenty of tricks and flicks to open defences to add to the power of the other two. Gestede could easily have been among the three but then it depends how you play as to who you leave out instead. I don’t envy Garry Monk the decision on who to select but basically every manager in the league will envy his problem.

As for our opponents on Saturday, well Preston have started pretty solidly and their four games have only seen three goals with two 1-0 home victories over two of last season’s playoff contenders in Sheffield Wednesday and Reading – they also lost 0-1 away to Derby thanks to a penalty and drew 0-0 away to Leeds. Their manager Alex Neil appears to have organised his team pretty well and Boro will need their fire power on song if they are to claim the points. Their last game against Reading saw them with just over 40% possession but they still managed 21 goal attempts with 8 on target – compared to Reading’s 7 shots with only a single attempt hitting the target. So they seem to create chances but are difficult to break down and Boro and their supporters may need to be patient and definitely not complacent.

Garry Monk confessed to not having looked at the table yet as it was still too early – that trend of not looking may well continue if Boro fail to beat Preston as they will most likely be in the bottom half and a potential 9 points from the summit. We’re not at the must-win stage yet but a win should see Boro in a playoff place and enjoying the international break and plotting how to negotiate some pretty tricky away games on the resumption of the season – with three away trip at Bolton, Villa and Fulham in the next four games.

So will Boro show their true colours and continue to crank up their goal machine at home as they scare the points off the opposition or will we be a pale reflection of ourselves as The Lilywhites prove to be the ghost in our machine as we are haunted by missed chances. As usual give your predictions on score, scorers, team selection and attendance – plus will we see a new hand gesture from Adam Clayton!

Making a bad fist of design with a badly drawn cup of pop

Tuesday night sees Boro host Scunthorpe United in the second round of what is now the Carabao Cup – Somewhat flat and not to everyone’s taste, the League Cup is nevertheless still with us so the players need to show some enthusiasm for the supporters who show up. As for the new sponsor, well it’s not a product many may will be familiar with but I understand it’s an energy drink from Thailand – though it may take more than a product that wouldn’t look out of place as the task from week five of the Apprentice to reinvigorate a fading competition.

Those unfamiliar with the new sponsor may have been expecting some research at this point, so I won’t disappoint unnecessarily – note I’ve added a little clarification of any excessive claims made where possible in square brackets. The origins of the Carabao drink comes out of a partnership between Thai rock musician Aed Carabao (real name Yuenyong Opakul) with his band named unsurprisingly Carabao and a Thai-German restaurant and microbrewery in Bangkok. His English website declares “Carabao is as talented as the Beatles or any band you can name [as opposed to those bands you’ve forgotten presumably] and Aed Carabao is Paul McCartney/John Lennon rolled into one [not sure what happened to George and Ringo]. Carabao is a phenomenon as big as the Beatles, but only within Thailand [I’ve just noticed the flaw in that argument]. Aed Carabao is probably the most prolific songwriter in the world, having written over a thousand songs [presumably that’s why he needs all those energy drinks]. More come out each day. He writes compulsively and he only gets better with age [as do we all]. He writes in all styles and on every topic imaginable [let’s hear your best Boro song then]. No two songs are alike [though that bold claim is somewhat subjective].”

Whilst Oscar Wilde said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery (that mediocrity can pay to greatness), it would be interesting to know how the market leader in the energy drinks market, Red Bull, received the arrival of Carabao – which is actually Thai for water buffalo (or rather spookily red buffalo some sources say) and the main emblem on the drink’s can. To make matters worse a red bird (which apparently represents freedom) also appears over the buffalo skull to give it the much needed wings (probably also a requirement for anyone claiming to imitate Paul McCartney too). As you may of guessed Mr Carabao designed the can himself, though I’m having trouble with a dead buffalo skull and energy – parched yes, but energy?

Anyway, I’m also indebted to DeliciousSparklingTemperanceDrinks.net (a site I dare say some of you are familiar with) for reviewing the actual drink itself as I’ve not had the opportunity or inclination myself – they write:

“It smells sweet & sugary like other energy drinks. But the color is disturbing: it looks like a strong orange urine! And it doesn’t smell that great either. There’s no carbonation, its sour and a bit ‘off’ tasting. Its sugary & dusty like sweet tarts, but there’s a medicinal aftertaste that is particularly gut-wrenching. Ugh. this not getting any more pleasant with each sip. I don’t think I can finish it…”

Other less non-committal reviews are no doubt available and don’t let it put you off ordering it as your free drink at the Riverside to get you in the mood or perk you up for the game ahead.

Now the League Cup itself may have been in steady decline since the Premier League came into existence but I’d argue Arsene Wenger probably played a significant contribution in accelerating its demise after he decided to use the competition primarily to blood his youngsters and give them some game time. Though to be fair to the Arsenal manager, he did have quite an array of talented young players on his books. The likes of Ashley Cole, a 16-year old Cesc Fabregas, plus our own Jeremie Aliadiere and many others such as Luis Boa Morte, Matthew Upson and Jermaine Pennant, Gael Clichy, Fabrice Muamba, Nicklas Bendtner and former Sunderland midfielder Seb Larsson all got their break for The Gunners in the League Cup. Though for every youngster who made it there were probably at least three or four who disappeared without trace.

Whilst it could be argued Arsenal had more sizable fish to fry, it started a trend of dismissing the importance of the competition for the bigger clubs, which then seemed to spread to clubs who didn’t even have European distractions and weren’t considered by any means to be contenders at the top of the league. It created a self-fulfilling exit strategy that involved somehow pretending they had greater quality in depth than they actually did as they essentially fielded weakened teams before generally unsurprisingly losing. The practice has even spread down the divisions until it’s almost expected that teams will use the competition to rest their important players – being knocked out and concentrating on the league was no longer a euphemism for defeat, it was now Plan A!

It’s a shame that the competition that became Boro’s first major trophy is now of seemingly little importance to both the clubs and their supporters. Though our glory was achieved back in the day when it was sponsored by Carling, which was often the energy drink of choice for players and fans alike who wanted to maintain their electrolyte levels on a Saturday night – the only wings that accompanied it were normally of the chicken variety from the local KFC (other southern-fried none-military inspired recipes are available).

As for Tuesday, I expect barely ten thousand will be drawn to the Riverside to see if Boro progress and in truth I suspect many will not be that bothered if we lost as long as it meant a win at the weekend instead – plus it will give the manager a free week to prepare for an important Championship game instead. Even the potential reward of qualification into the UEFA Cup is now instead regarded as a punishment – very few clubs fancy the prospect of endless games on a Thursday against obscure European teams that will most likely have an adverse effect on their league chances.

Anyway, in addition to researching the sponsors, I’ve delved into a little of the Scunthorpe history in the hope expanding our knowledge. Scunthorpe United were formed in 1899, but they didn’t make it into the Football League until 1950 and that was under the extended name of Scunthorpe and Lindsey United (a name no doubt some on these boards may recollect) – with the Lindsey part eventually being dropped eight year later. Although now known as ‘The Iron’, they were up until 1950 nicknamed ‘The Knuts’ – which has been attributed to an anecdote in 1910 by the rather appropriately named vicar of Frodingham, the Reverant Cryspant Rust (those iron connections keep on coming). Apparently, after their victory in a local charity cup he observed ‘they certainly were a tough nut to crack’ – which all sounds a bit tenuous to me and why they added a ‘K’ to ‘nuts’ appears to have been lost in the telling. Though I’ve discovered ‘Knut’ is an informal archaic word that means ‘an idle upper-class man about town’ or hedonistic playboy, which perhaps is a bit of a stretch for a town built on the iron industry – unless of course it was a divine premonition of how the footballers of the future would be viewed by many.

In terms of Boro connections, Scunthorpe were managed by Brian Laws for ten years when he was appointed while still a player in 1997. They had a quite a rollercoaster under his charge with promotion to the second tier before relegations that eventually almost dropped them out of the Football League altogether – he was even sacked and reinstated at one point before leaving to become Sheffield Wednesday manager. Laws was replaced by the club’s physio as manager, a certain Nigel Adkins.

Though any discussion of ‘The Iron’ can’t avoid pointing at the club badge (bottom right in header graphic) and asking why? or even what? come to mention it. I know quite a few supporters are not overly keen on Boro’s redesigned crest and often complain it lacks somewhat an air of professionalism – though in comparison to our opponents effort it’s quite possible we made a better fist of it than them. Anyway, I was a little intrigued on its origins so decided to investigate further to try and shed some light on the matter.

In the early 1980’s Scunthorpe United held a competition to design a new club crest with the entry chosen being a fist holding a five-link chain with the word ‘Unity’ underneath (top right in header graphic). Though by the late eighties with football under a cloud of violence the club wanted to present a more family-friendly image and decided to adopted the Borough of Glanford’s more traditional heraldic coat or arms as their crest after the local council became their sponsor when they moved grounds. After that deal ended the club could no longer use the council crest so once again held a competition to design a new club badge with an entry from an alleged graphic design student being chosen this time. I’m a little sceptical as to whether the designer went on to have a successful career in the business, though it’s quite possible they were still at GCSE level when their entry was submitted. However, that is not quite an end of the matter as the apparent winner of the first badge competition, John Dewhirst, happened to have read the article on the history of the Scunthorpe’s livery and left this comment about his design…

The Scunthorpe crest introduced in 1982 was designed by myself, a Bradford City supporter. The programme for our game on 3 October 1981 advertised a competition for a new club crest and I literally sketched it whilst on the supporters’ coach back to Bradford. The version adopted by the club was unchanged from what I submitted. I always considered this highly amusing given that I am certainly no graphic designer. I was genuinely surprised that the design was selected given the hooligan connotations. It probably says as much about how many other competition entries were received.

So a lesson to us all on the risk of asking the public to ‘enhance’ your brand – maybe the Boro badge was designed by a Sunderland supporter on their 14-minute journey home from Middlesbrough to Stockton on the number 17 bus – research for another day perhaps!

All of which leads us onto the game itself – I’d be lying if I wasn’t expecting Garry Monk to ‘utilise his squad’ and perhaps throw in a few of the youngsters like Marcus Tavernier, who scored a hat-trick on Friday for the under-23’s. Then there are those invisible players lurking around Rockliffe like the lad from Watford who’s name escapes me momentarily, yes Guedioura, how soon we forget. A lot will depend on how the Boro manager views the game to what kind of team he picks – if Geoff from accounts gets a game then we know it’s a rather unwelcome distraction he’d rather not have. Though I suppose some players will need pitch time and no doubt Fabio and Connor Roberts will get a start, with probably Leadbitter having a chance to remind us (and Sunderland) that he’s still around – but central defence is still quite threadbare and Ayala may or may not be fit so not many alternatives there. I’d be tempted to play Assombalonga up front to get the Forest game out of his system before Saturday, though Bamford probably needs a rest along with Clayton. Boro will probably have a strong bench as back-up and perhaps we could see Downing on it – though if it’s as reserve keeper we’ll know his chances of remaining at the club are slim.

Boro should have enough to beat Scunthorpe and losing wouldn’t do much for overall confidence, so on balance it’s better to progress and go into the draw for the next round. We can only hope that the organisers manage a better job with the next draw as the previous attempt seemed to descend into farce when nobody was quite sure who was at home or away for several of the southern half matches – it may have been just a case of Chinese whispers so I’m sure steps have been taken to avoid a repeat. Though having said that, apparently for some reason best known only to themselves the draw for the next round is being undertaken in Beijing at 4am on Thursday – so anyone keen on listening to it live may want to consume a few cans of Carabao on Wednesday evening.

Can Boro smash the league without rose-tinted glasses

So the wait is almost over and Boro’s Championship campaign – or ‘Operation Smash The League’ as it’s better known – is all about to kick off.  The supporters have put their summer-sport warm beer back in the fridge, returned their holiday Euros back to Ramsdens (other less obtrusive methods of exchanging currency are available) and have wiped away the sunblock off their rose-tinted glasses. Though to avoid potential injury, health and safety rules advise that as you prepare to kick and head every ball you should first remember to remove those rose-tinted glasses.

Anyway, a strange mist of optimism has descended on Teesside – yes optimism! – which is surely the antithesis of the local tradition among long suffering Boro supporters, where many are still busy looking around for the pessimistic punchline to hit them square on the jaw. Indeed, back in the days when many supporters of more fashionable clubs were dutifully naming their children after their conquering heroes, I suspect many children born in Middlesbrough were often given the middle name ‘long-suffering’ to keep them grounded and ensure their expectations weren’t unduly raised.

However, the mood on Teesside has changed in the years since a young Steve Gibson took the club’s empty bowl of gruel to the top table and dared to ask ‘Please Sir, I want more’ – it was a twist many fans had not expected to see in their lifetime  – they’d got used to seeing the likes of [Joe] Fagin and his predecessors keeping all the shiny silverware for themselves at Liverpool, while the Boro faithful artfully dodged their way back home from the terraces of Ayresome Park having received their weekly dose of disappointment to allow them a good self-indulgent moan in the pub on a Saturday night. I grew up hearing ‘Useless’ precede Boro so often that the phrase had taken on something of a comfort blanket and wondered why many of my Teesside classmates at school supported clubs of ambition like Super Spurs or the Mighty Gunners way beyond an age where they should have known better.

Yes, one of the most important thing that the Boro chairman has given us as supporters are expectations. Though he surely has surpassed himself this season by declaring an ambition to ‘Smash the League’ – none of this “we’re hoping to be in the promotion mix” nonsense that you could imagine someone like Steve Bruce reluctantly mumbling out after having his arm twisted by the Birmingham press. No that’s not Steve Gibson’s way – he’s proudly told the media Boro are going up in style and he’ll ban any local journalist who says otherwise – so be warned!

It’s probably not to Boro’s advantage that they start the season as nearly everyone’s favourites to go up – it not only adds pressure to the manager and players, it also means other clubs will be looking to up their game and claim our carefully trimmed scalp. In a recent survey of local football writers from all the other Championship clubs, all of them bar Leeds tipped Boro for promotion. Perhaps the Leeds reporter knows something, or maybe he’s just unbiasedly concluded if Garry Monk couldn’t get the Mighty Whites promoted under the impatient gaze of Massimo Cellino then he’s not going to manage it at Boro with our more forgiving chairman backing him to the hilt.

Having assessed his Boro squad Garry Monk has opted to discard quite a bit of it this summer and replace them with more dynamic players – or better players if you don’t mind cutting to the chase. It’s beginning to appear that the new Boro manager is not somebody who will show a lot of patience with a player who he thinks won’t suit his preferred style of play – and why should he be patient when he’s got a glimpse of what’s behind Steve Gibson’s cheque book. He’s also hoping to keep two of our potential big-money assets at the Riverside too – Ben Gibson and Marten de Roon both started against Augsburg and recent noises suggests the club are planning on retaining their services. Whilst it works in the club’s favour that some of it’s top players are on rather lucrative contracts and will also command a sizable fee before the club even acknowledges any prospective bids – it’s also proving to be a sticking point to move on the likes of Gaston Ramirez with few clubs able to meet both the club’s and player’s financial demands. Though as I write this article there are rumours that our man from Uruguay has been spotted boarding a plane on his way to potential buyers – whether he will require the return portion of his ticket may depend on how far his agent is able to keep his foot away from own his mouth.

Thankfully, since Monk’s arrival some of the senior players have been re-enthused following last season’s disappointment – even Stuart Downing has been rolling back the years to the extent that he’s now able to train with the under-23’s. Though it’s probably more to do with the fact that Downing has been dragging his heels on a potential move to Birmingham nearly as much as Harry Redknapp’s wife does when he offers to drop her off at the shops in his Range Rover. The Boro hierarchy know a Brum deal when they see one. Harry thought he had our club over a barrel once he rolled out his cockney pitch to the unwanted Boro boy – but I presume the reason Stewie has been granted a free transfer only two years after the club paid nearly £7m to acquire his services is in order for him to find a suitable club. To then top-up his wages as well would appear to be an act of charity too far – one or the other but not both – otherwise he could simply agree to play for any club regardless of the personal terms they offer.

So Boro head to bottom-of-the-table Wolves on Saturday (the table never lies – especially when it’s sorted alphabetically) looking to get their campaign off to good start. There were signs against Augsburg that our new attacking talent in Assombalonga, Braithwaite and Fletcher could link up quite well – even Bamford looked more of a physical presence. Though it’s a slight concern that with Mr Braithwaite and Fletcher, the Boro recruitment department may be trying to sign players based on seventies hit comedy Porridge – better watch out for a big central defender called Harry Grout – though at least they appear to have turned the page on the ‘De’ section.

Whilst many of the new signings look to be pretty useful, we shouldn’t start assuming the amount spent will automatically represent the equivalent value on the pitch. Boro spent what they needed to get their targets but we were no doubt trying to force the market – look at the similar fees paid for Adama, Gestede and Bamford last season, they are all still yet to prove themselves and indeed they may not get the chance. With so many changes it would be unrealistic to expect Boro to start off playing in a manner that will brush opponents aside – that will take time on the training pitch and several matches yet at least before it clicks into place. There are still some underlying issues that still look less than ideal – George has not quite returned to his best of 12 months ago and although much of Boro’s build-up play starts with him, he’s rarely getting an assist to his name. Cyrus Christie looked a bit similar to Friend on the right but he lost the ball a few times in his own half against Augsburg – he must also learn to play the percentages if Boro are to avoid getting caught out.

Jonny Howson will add much needed drive and guile to the middle of the park and if de Roon remains at the club to add to Clayton, Leadbitter and Forshaw, then Boro will have the legs to match most other teams. With new keeper Darren Randolph looking like being the number one, he will also need time to settle and will probably like a few clean sheets under his belt – though some will wonder if he is much of an improvement on what we already had – hopefully he’ll get confidence playing behind Gibson and Ayala, who if they can create the partnership of our last promotion-winning team, it will be the best pairing in the league. However, there’s still four weeks left for a big PL club to decide to make a tempting offer for Gibson and Ayala’s recent injury record has to be a worry – I’d expect further cover to arrive in the coming weeks.

So do we have a team to justify our favourites tag? Well it certainly easily looks like enough to make top six or better, probably top four given that not many Championship outfits will have our strength in depth for the slog of a 46-game season. Ideally, Boro will need to start well and the opening fixtures could easily have been tougher – though an indifferent start may get everyone murmuring ‘Typical Boro’, we shouldn’t panic if we don’t hit the ground running – let alone skipping and hopping around the opposition.

Right, here we go again it’s prediction time – first I’d better ask what you think Boro’s final standing will be as you glance through spectacles in any colour or shade of your choosing. As for the game itself, the usual drill applies – will Boro show they’re hungrier than the Wolves? Or will we see a howler or two as Monk wonders if he’s bitten off more than he can chew in hastily assembling his new look Boro. Your predictions for score, scorers and attendance – plus who will be hoping to avoid a cameo role with Boro under-23’s next week?

 

 

Garry Monk's major reshuffle ready for Riverside unveiling

Garry Monk has embarked upon a radical overhaul of the Boro squad that got relegated from the Premier League last season and I suspect he’s not finished yet – as I type this sentence Boro have currently made 17 changes to the first team squad, with ten leaving and seven arriving and two looking close to a Boro exit (Downing and Ripley) – as well as the future of at least a further seven players looking uncertain, including the £3.5m panic buy Guedioura who has been limited to training with the under-23’s. This doesn’t seem on the face of it the usual manner in which newly relegated teams plot their return back to the top-flight – it’s actually more akin to a club that’s just been taken over and had an injection of cash and looks to build a new improved team.

Of the new recruits only Assombalonga, Howson and Christie are proven in the Championship to add to the ones from our own promotion-winning team that still remain (Dimi, George, Ayala, Ben, Leadbitter, Clayton and Forshaw) – we could probably also add Bamford and Fabio to that list of experience to give us a dozen who’ve been there and worn the T-shirt and have now washed and ironed it and checked if it still fits over their slightly swollen Premier League heads.

To highlight the extent of the changes from last year I’ve produced a table to show the In’s (green) and Out’s (red) and those who are still waiting to shake it all about (yellow) – those who are simply excited to stay put are shown in grey – the colour of choice for dynamic players, though three shades are more than enough for those who have been tied, gagged and bound by the club.

Status Player Nationality Notes
GOALKEEPERS
OUT Víctor Valdés Spain contract terminated
OUT Brad Guzan USA to Atlanta (MSL) – free
Dimi Konstantopoulos Greece new 12 month contract
OUT ? Connor Ripley England club will consider offers
OUT ? Tomas Mejias Spain future uncertain
IN Darren Randolph Rep. Ireland from West Ham – £5m
DEFENDERS
George Friend (LB) England
OUT James Husband (LB) England to Norwich – undisclosed fee
Daniel Ayala (CB) Spain
OUT Bernardo Espinosa (CB) Colombia to Girona (Spain) – £4m
OUT ? Ben Gibson (CB) England move to top six club muted
Dael Fry (CB) England
OUT Calum Chambers (CB/RB) England loan from Arsenal ended
OUT Antonio Barragán (RB) Spain to Real Betis (Spain) – initial loan
OUT ? Fábio (LB/RB) Brazil possible return to Brazil
OUT ? Alex Baptiste (CB/RB/LB) England future uncertain
IN Cyrus Christie (RB) Rep. Ireland from Derby – undisclosed fee
IN Connor Roberts (RB) Wales from Swansea – loan
MIDFIELDERS
Grant Leadbitter England
Adam Clayton England
OUT ? Marten de Roon Netherlands wants top-flight football
Adam Forshaw England
OUT ? Adlène Guedioura Algeria likely surplus to requirement
IN Jonny Howson England from Norwich – undisclosed fee
FORWARDS
OUT ? Stewart Downing England in talks with Birmingham
OUT ? Gastón Ramírez Uruguay club will consider offers
OUT Viktor Fischer Denmark to Mainz (Germany) – £3-4m
Adama Traoré Spain
OUT Cristhian Stuani Uruguay to Girona (Spain) – undisclosed fee
OUT Carlos de Pena Uruguay released
Patrick Bamford England
IN Martin Braithwaite Denmark from Toulouse – £9m
IN Ashley Fletcher England from West Ham – £6.5m
OUT Álvaro Negredo (CF) Spain loan from Valencia ended
OUT ? Rudy Gestede (CF) Benin may be surplus to requirement
IN Britt Assombalonga (CF) DR Congo from Forest – £15m

With a month of the transfer window still yet to go, the market is yet to enter its desperate phase and once Adama makes the first bona fide assist of his Boro career I’m sure we’ll see top-flight clubs throwing what’s left of their wad in his direction. Indeed, many are hoping the apparently reformed Gaston Ramirez remembers not to lunge mindlessly at any of the Championship’s defensive mannequins whilst he spends the next three weeks in the shop window – a lot will depend on how much gaffer tape he’s opted to wrap round his agent’s mouth. Though hopefully he doesn’t take any inspiration from fellow South American Alexis Sanchez who is so weak apparently that he’s only able to post Instagram photos of himself from his death-bed as he waits patiently for his beloved Arsenal, who’s badge he no longer wishes to kiss, accepts an offer from Manchester City or PSG to make him even richer – let’s pray he recovers in time for the medical. Whether our Uruguayan playmaker still has a future at Boro has split the supporters – many are wishing a suitable club will make contact with Ramirez soon, some are even hoping it’s Grant Leadbitter’s three wood on a team-bonding afternoon at Rockliffe.

The goalkeeping situation has looked a bit chaotic at Boro since Dimi played every 46 games of our promotion-winning season and at this rate I wouldn’t be surprised to see the big Greek being handed the gloves back on a plate as those who’ve superseded him fall by the wayside – though I seem to recall there’s something about Greeks and plates that don’t always end well, which may be a different interpretation of smashing the league. Connor Ripley appears to have decided that the signing of Randolph is not a good career move from his perspective and looks like opting to continue his progress elsewhere – whether he was ready to be Boro’s number one this season must have been a borderline decision given his excellent season on loan last term, but the problem of being cash-rich probably prevents the manager from taking a risk he doesn’t need to.

It’s at the sharp end of the pitch where much of Boro’s windfall wedge has been concentrated and we can only hope that the amount spent is in direct proportion to the quality we have gained. Spending £30m on three forwards sounds like the stuff of dreams for most clubs in the Championship – though as Boro supporters we are naturally busy looking at all the possible negatives in order to cover our backs – one is injury prone, one hasn’t played in England and the other is inexperienced. Are we ready for Boro to become an attacking force? Many of us have only just finished our education from the last few seasons to understand that football is not about scoring goals it’s about stopping the opposition from scoring that is the real entertainment. What are the supporters supposed to do if Boro are leading by two goal and they continue to press for the third? I’m expecting the Riverside faithful to dutifully chant Defend! Defend! Defend! OK it may upset some of our young players on the pitch and we may get some harsh words from Garry Monk in the post-match press conference  – but he must know we’ve now been educated by one of the finest footballing brains ever to speak to that special bloke from Portugal.

So today Boro have their last pre-season game before the real thing against German opposition of all things – Augsburg are a lower-middling Bundesliga outfit and will be a decent test for our newly constructed team. We probably shouldn’t expect too much from a set of players who haven’t really had the chance to get to know each other yet and it may well be some of the older faces will be at the centre of attention. The game is available to be streamed live from the MFC website if you live outside the UK and register – I know a certain Mr W Mouth who has already signed up and is eagerly waiting to see how this smashing group of players is shaping up!

Does the wind of change also need a Category One storm?

The wind of change is blowing through the Riverside and there are hopes that with the help of the club’s Premier League windfall Garry Monk is building a team to blow away the Championship this season. After last season’s punt on projects, Boro supporters have been pleased to see the arrival of tried and tested players though the door at Hurworth – though they would I imagine also quite like to see some of our brighter prospects from the the much hailed Category One academy storm their way into contention for starting places. When Garry Monk arrived at the club he stated he wanted to give a clear pathway for young players to make the transition into the Boro first-team squad. The recent pre-season friendlies have given opportunities for some of Boro’s promising young players to shine and impress the new boss with the likes Dael Fry and Harry Chapman, fresh from England duty at the FIFA under-20 World Cup squad in South Korea, notably hoping to catch the eye.

Last season Dael Fry was on loan at Rotherham but ended up only making a dozen appearances after slipping down the pecking order – clearly he has the attributes and potential to become a more than decent centre-back but he needs a run of games at a high level to make that leap forward. The question is whether he’ll get enough opportunities at Boro this season, otherwise surely another loan spell is required. Though it becomes increasingly hard for the player to imagine his future remains at club if he is then expected to break through in the Premier League next season instead.

Harry Chapman (or is it now the more trendy Harri as in Harrison) is another lively winger who has impressed at the academy and went out on loan last season to Sheffield United but also had his season cut short at the Blades to only a dozen appearances due to injury. Again he’s at a stage in his career as he approaches his twentieth birthday where he needs to start playing week-in week-out if he is to reach his potential. The worry is if he stays at Boro this season he’ll be in the queue behind some expensive purchases and loan players from top PL clubs.

Should the players stay and fight for a place in the hope that the can take their chance and impress the new manager? Or should they go on loan until January with the objective of building their reputations and look to break into the Boro team for the second half of the season?

Connor Ripley will have noted the arrival of Darren Randolph from West Ham on the basis that he’s moving to get first-team football to secure his place in the Republic of Ireland’s squad ahead of next year’s World Cup – plus the club have paid West Ham £5m and offered the keeper £27k a week, which looks a little pricey to risk a splinter injury on a Championship bench. He will I imagine view that piece of business as a signal that now is not his time to occupy the Boro number one shirt – perhaps he’ll be given the role of second-choice keeper as he gazes mischievously from the bench while wondering if Randolph is only one rash sliding challenge away on a wet and windy afternoon in South Yorkshire from handing him the gloves.

Perhaps a lesser known youngster who impressed in parts against Rochdale was Marcus Tavernier – he’s a pacey left-sided player who has also played at left-back – with many of our protesting lefties marching out of the exit door, he may see the possibility of breaking though into the first-team this term. He must know Garry Monk is looking for dynamic players and it seems Downing didn’t meet that requirement and Gaston’s agent has admitted his client’s future probably lies elsewhere, even if the player himself is trying his best to give the impression he’s a model professional – though they certainly threw away the mould for that particular model some time ago.

Another young talent who replaced starter Adama for the last quarter-of-an-hour at Rochdale was lively Finnish prospect Mikael Soisalo, who joined the Boro academy in January from Tampere. It appears he’s quite well regarded at the club and even managed to score in the previous friendly at Mansfield. It’s possible he may force himself into the squad and it looks like Monk is certainly having a good look at him ahead of the start of the season. A lot may depend on whether the Boro cheque book has a few more unused stubs left in it – perhaps when it comes down to hard choices the hot prospects of the likes of Liverpool may get the nod over our own molten steel variants.

The adage that if you’re good enough then you’re old enough is quite often trotted out – but we seem to err on the side of caution these days at Boro when it comes to academy players. They almost have to be better than some of the ‘projects’ that the club have thrown millions at of late before they will even be considered. One wonders if Adama had been from our own academy whether he would be entertaining the prospect of his third loan spell at somewhere like Preston or Sheffield United until he’d worked on his crossing a bit more.

Ben Gibson wasn’t by any means an overnight success, but grew into the player he now is over time and is possibly on the verge of swelling the club’s coffers by around £30m should he decide to move on to bigger things. Incidentally, he had to leave the field yesterday with what looked like a broken nose, though at least the incident seems to have shown a novel way to tone down the Ramsdens advertising hoarding by liberally covering the white band with blood – whether this will inspire commercially sensitive fashion-conscious supporters to punch themselves in the nose as they de-sponsor their replica shirts is too early to say.

Sometimes perhaps we expect more from our own home-grown prospects and seemingly leave room in the squad for average journey-man-like players just because they were bought with Euros. Though the flip-side to that argument is perhaps we imagine our home-grown players to be better than they actually are. It’s hard to think of any of the recent fringe academy players who have gone on to impress elsewhere. Maybe you actually need a group of players who break into the team together that will spur each other on and be inspired by the shared journey. It’s a long time since the days where many in the first XI consisted of our best young talent – Downing, Morrison, Cattermole, Wheater, Bates, Johnson et al seemed to inspire perhaps less gifted players to rise to the challenge as the likes of Taylor, Davies and others performed above themselves in their company.

Let’s also not forget how having a core of players who have come through the ranks would effect the dynamic of the dressing room and create a strong team spirit, which may give you that extra five percent on the pitch when it matters. The recruitment process last season left a lot to be desired as a disparate bunch of projects failed to gel into anything either collectively or individually – they’re are now being shipped out and are leaving berths to be filled. It’s to Monk’s credit that he’s taking a serious look at what talent he’s got coming through – this season may be an opportunity to bring several through as it will no doubt be harder next year to make the leap if Boro hopefully gain promotion.

Whether our squad is built from the outside or the inside may not matter to many if we ‘smash the league’ but there is something more satisfying and it instills a sense of pride when you see the core of a team that had ‘made in Teesside’ stamped through it.